Saturday, September 4, 2010

Facebook status messages - wishes the government would take pennies out of circulation already. Giving you my 2 cents everytime you've said or done something stupid has left me broke. Glad you're rich though.

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Funny Facebook status messages - is the man your man could smell like.

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Facebook status messages - Gonna quit my job, start walking south, don't stop till I hit the ocean, and everybody else can just suck it if they don't like it! I'm tired of being called "responsible."

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Suck It, Wonder Woman!: The Misadventures of a Hollywood GeekThe Bedwetter: Stories of Courage, Redemption, and Pee

Facebook status messages - says It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawnmower, or vacuum cleaner.

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Justin Bieber: First Step 2 ForeverMy World 2.0

Witty Facebook status messages - I really don't think baby steps is an effective way of getting somewhere. For one thing, they fall on their faces half the time.

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Thursday, September 2, 2010

Stupidassqestions.com- Wants to KNOW...Dear SAQ’s: I just found out that there are people out there who clean your teeth called dental hygenist. My question... I've been brushing my teeth on my own so do I stop doing that now and only get it done twice a year?

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Farmville Lotto breakdown? Is it forreal? BARB wants to know...And Tom loves to talk

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Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Funny Facebook Status Messages

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Hot Steamy Sexy Facebook status messages

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Funny Facebook Status Messages to copy and paste!

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Funny Facebook Status Messages to copy and paste! Tip: if you're going to call out sick, make sure your co-workers aren't your FB friends and can see the pics you posted drunk last night

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A television station in California airs the first ad promoting medical marijuana. KTXL reports.

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The first EVER ad promoting "POT" on the air ways-

Actress Zsa Zsa Gabor was rushed to the hospital - Slaps the shit out of EMS workers.

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Los Angeles, California (CNN) --Actress Zsa Zsa Gabor was rushed to the hospital after her husband found her "unresponsive" Tuesday morning, her publicist told CNN.

Gabor, 93, was taken by ambulance from her Bel Air, California, home to Ronald Reagan UCLA Medical Center, where she had undergone hip replacement surgery earlier this summer, publicist John Blanchette said Tuesday.

It was reported by several sources that she "slapped the shit" out of one of the EMS workers as they tryed to insert some IV's in her arms. All jokes aside - Zsa Zsa "You Rock" Hugs to you from Mr C- Get well soon.

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Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Smartass Facebook status messages

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If you're talking behind my back, you're in a good position to kiss my ass! on ♥.


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Who remembers when Vampires USED to be scary? Phantasm? Now we have teenagers wanting to MARRY Vampires....


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Monday, August 30, 2010

Vegas police: Hilton denied owning purse, cocaine

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LAS VEGAS – Paris Hilton denied owning the purse in which police say less than a gram of cocaine was found after a traffic stop on the Las Vegas Strip, according to an arrest report released Monday.

"She told me the purse was not hers, that she had borrowed it from a friend," Las Vegas police Lt. Dennis Flynn wrote in his report of Hilton's arrest shortly before midnight Friday. The friend was not identified.

She has reportedly told the police that the purse belonged to Lindsay Lohan! Paris was overheard shouting at the police...

It wasn't mine, it wasn't mine...Im rich....Want a blowjob?

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Smartass Facebook status messages from Tom

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Funny Facebook Status Messages to copy and paste! I'd be a workaholic if there were such a thing as workahol.

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Funny Facebook Status Messages to copy and paste! By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you deleted and blocked. You may now kiss my ass!

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AP: US Congress sets 10 Billion dollars of currency ablaze!

Yourtown, AP:  Members of Congress recently pulled 10 billion dollars of currency out of the federal reserve and lit it all on fire outside the White House on Sunday.  True story-- they really did completely waste billions of dollars!

Present were all senior members of Congress and the House, as well as Mr. Obama and family, who provided weenies and marshmellows to congressional leaders so they could make s'mores. 

Several career politicians were noted as saying this was to make the point that they can do whatever they want, they do things like this all the time, and that taxpayer money is an endless supply so it really doesn't matter anyway.

PEOPLE, WILL YOU PLEASE VOTE THESE ASSHOLES OUT OF OFFICE!   What would YOU do with 10 billion dollars???  They are completely UNaccountable.  THEY MUST GO!

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Sunday, August 29, 2010

Two things that will save your marriage...

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Funny Facebook Status Quotes from none other than BARB!

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Friendship status messages for Facebook -

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Funny Facebook Status Messages

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