Friday, September 10, 2010

Funny Facebook status messages - Looks like the cleaning fairies forgot to come again last night, so I guess I'll go clean the dang house myself.

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Thursday, September 9, 2010

Pastor Terry Jones arrives at a news conference with an armed escort BREAKING NEWS! Who's the mystery woman?

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Pastor Terry Jones, right, of the Dove World Outreach Center arrives at a news conference with an armed escort in Gainesville, Fla., Wednesday, Sept. 8, 2010. Jones stated that he is going forward with a scheduled burning of copies of the Quran at his church on Saturday, Sept. 11


The BODYGUARD should up with a big smile and the BIG GUNS all the way from ALASKA!

Facebook status messages - From BARB ''What time is it''? YOU ASK? '' Time to tend to your own damn business''?

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Facebook status messages - FROM BARB! '' SOME PEOPLE ARE JUST ONE SET OF DENTURES AWAY FROM BEING JERRY SPRINGER MATERIAL''

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Funny Facebook status messages - Dear Captain Crunch. Your little squares are tasty little morsals of joy and happiness. But eating a pile of gravel from my yard would be less painfull. Please work on that.

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Facebook status messages - From BARB -KEURIGS are the best things since Juan Valdez saddled up his ass!

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Sarah Palin and Glenn Beck to hold 9/11party in Alaska complete with Alcohol and Strippers! Tickets start at $65

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Sarah Palin and Glenn Beck are inviting supporters to join them in commemorating Sept. 11 at an event in Anchorage, Alaska — with tickets running from $65 to $115 per person and a choice of seating in a “dry section” or a “wet section” where alcohol will be available to those 21 and over.

Palin urged her supporters to buy tickets to Saturday’s event at the Dena’ina Center in a post on her Facebook wall Wednesday.

“I hope my fellow Alaskans (and anyone visiting from Outside) will join me this Saturday, September 11, 2010, at Anchorage’s Dena’ina Center at 8:00 p.m. Glenn Beck will be there — you won’t want to miss it,”

Palin wrote. "We are going to have the biggest party in Alaska! Glen Beck "Jesus" will be preaching and of course I will be there spitting a bunch of horse shit out of my mouth"

Hey Jesus and Palin! Why in thee hell would anyone want to CELEBRATE 911 with you in the first place? Nobody even knew your name when 911 happened? Comon ---Alaska? Alcohol seating?


Are you going to have a teenage baby spitting contest as well?


Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Satan's child Marylin Mason drops the makeup to reveal who he really is. Shocking Revelations!

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OFF COMES THE MASK!

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Change we can BELIEVE in? What OBAMA has SAID and what OBAMA has DONE

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Citing the Obama administration’s evocation of the state secrets privilege, a divided federal appeals court agreed Wednesday to toss a lawsuit against a Boeing subsidiary accused of helping the CIA transport detainees to secret foreign prisons where they allegedly were tortured.

The outcome underscores that, at least insofar as the state secrets privilege is concerned, President Barack Obama has taken the same path of his predecessor, despite claims he would limit his use of the privilege. President Obama has continued to invoke the privilege in cases left over from the Bush administration, and has argued for it in newer cases as well.

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Insane Preacher to burn Quran, all Shakespeare, and Twilight novels! Sarah Palin to lead the way!

Gainesville, FL:  In a move that is sure to incite unrest in the world, a local religious fruitcake is gaining worldwide attention as he has declared "it's a'time fer a good ol' fashioned book burning"! 

Self-proclaimed nutjob Rev. Terry Jone, a.k.a. Jesus Christ by some in his flock, has decreed that all written works not associated with, or referencing the Holy Bible (KJ III) are to be burned as they are the works of the D E V I L.

The Reverend Terry Jone


He has slated to commence the book burning with the Quran, following up with the complete works of William Shakespeare (sinner!) and that horrible Twilight series (gay!).  He plans to continue throughout the night, and figures that dictionaries and encyclopedias will keep the fire blazin if he runs out of authors.  "When I'm done, the only book left in the world will be the BIBLE!" the nutjob proclaimed.

Of course, Sarah Palin endorses this "fun family event" completely and recommends everyone attend.  Ya Hey!


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Monday, September 6, 2010

Facebook Status Message: i love cake. everybody should eat cake every day. oh wait, most already do...

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Facebook status messages - From BARB ‎''every time an idiot speaks.. a short bus gets its wheels''..

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BREAKING NEWS! Susan Boyle tells the world to "Suck it" after a complete body makeover!

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Sunday, September 5, 2010

Funny Facebook status updates - Unicorns are real, They are just fat and gray and we call them Rinos

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Sara Palin Facebook status messages - every time Sarah Palin speaks, a moose dies...

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Funny Facebook status updates - When I was a kid I used to trick the tooth fairy with kidney stones

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