Saturday, September 25, 2010

Facebook updates - Breaking up is easy when you realize the suffering part is optional.

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Thursday, September 23, 2010

Facebook status messages - "Stop whoring all the oreos!"

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Funny Facebook status messages - Hey whore! How much?

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Text messages....

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"Hey, who ate the last doughnut?"

"I did."

"Whore."

Interesting...


Status updates that will make your friends piss in their pants...Just sayin

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Every single fertilized being in the world, man or beast. Think bout it, in order for you to be fertilized, your biological father had to have "well you know" in order for the sperm to reach the egg.

That lucky shot of :0 was you being fertilized, therefore you are a ..........

Gran Turismo 5 Collector's Edition


Monday, September 20, 2010

The Las Vegas Diary's



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Bitch Facebook status messages

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Message, Message HOE



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Sunday, September 19, 2010

Funny Facebook stories

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The truth about Facebook! Don't be deceived

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With all the profile pics that show people doing all sorts of things to make them appear cooler than anyone else! Whatever! This is the simple truth about most people on Facebook!

The place for status messages that make you seem more cool than what you really are! www.iseestupidpeople.net

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I wonder if strippers have nightmares about accidentally going to work fully clothed.

Stripped


Never before seen images of Justin Bieber hits the internet...Who knew?

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Baby, Baby, Baby....

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Inspirational Facebook status updates - We never respect those who amuse us, however we may smile at their comic powers.

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Band of Joy

The Facebook status BATTLE! Who has the best? The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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The Vampire Diaries: The Complete First Season

Funny Facebook status messages - Politics is just show business for ugly people.

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The Wizard of " IS " : The Short, Ugly Story of the Impeachment of Billy Jeff Clinton and His Trailer Park PresidencyElvis Has Left The Building

Facebook status messages to use - Jay Leno -Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

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Smartass Facebook status updates! Dont PISS me off, Im running out of places to hide the BODIES!

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Youth in RevoltShe's Out of My League

Funny Twitter updates! One thing I have learned. Any woman can be satisfied with 3.5 inches. It doesn't matter if it's Visa OR Mastercard..

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Funny Tweets

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Can someone please tell me why that fucker in "One flew over the Cuckoo's smothered Jack Nicholson in the end? WTF?

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Twitter updates! Free to copy and paste

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I heard that Twitter is getting the Farmville app...