Saturday, October 2, 2010

Couple Leading Effort To Ban Sagging Pants in North Carolina should find a bus and jump

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It amazes me just how stupid people are. OK I agree that sagging pants looks absolutely stupid but who are these shit bags to tell the rest of the world that it is a crime? What will the pass next? Eat at Mcdonalds pay a fine?

Sagging and Baggy pants in no way affects my life or anyone that I know, granted it may look bad BUT people who have time to sit a petition the city council to BAN saggy pants must be very bored with life. We live in the United States assholes, and as long as NO crime is being committed then WHY do you care what the hell people wear?

Hell! why dont we ban public displays of affection? That is a good one- Or better YET- lets ban all orange colored tee shirts, AND CELL PHONES in PUBLIC? These people are worthless shitbag's trying to make their very backwards ass opinions PUBLIC law.

Now I think I will go out and buy me some saggy pants and wear them just to prove a point- People are stupid. Period.

Couple working hard to pass BAN on Sagging pants

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Funny Facebook status messages from Tom

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Funny Facebook status messages from Tom

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There's a fine line between tan, & looking like you rolled in doritos.

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Facebook status messages - There's a fine line between tan, & looking like you rolled in doritos.

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Facebook status messages - I can't wait until Weight Watchers comes out with a beer.

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Compromising Positions

Facebook status messages - says I Never thought id go to Traffic Court and say, "Shut up, Your Honor...I'm not done talking."

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Sexy Facebook status updates - is thinking the sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.

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Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Funny Facebook status questions. If you won the lottery what would you do with the money?

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Buy a bigger wallet. and a midget to carry it for me.

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Facebook status messages - I would like the strength to change the things I can, the grace to accept the things I cannot, and a bottle of Jack Daniels as a backup plan.

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Facebook status messages - is Fending off spidermonkeys with a stick

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Facebook status messages - You heard of the new game on FB (its real)? Called PriestVille. It is a fun game about rising up through the ranks of the Catholic Church! I promise this game will have no free gifts....only collections!!

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Lindsay Lohan cocaine addiction be blamed on her addiction to Farmville

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Facebook status messages - is aware of how pathetic you actually are!

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Facebook status messages - thinks the best way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes.

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Facebook status messages - says If you saw me in the back of a police car, what would you assume put me there?

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Facebook status messages - "Stop whoring all the oreos!"You guys, this is my first ever facebook status update sent from a toilet. Did I do good?

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Facebook status messages - is moving the furniture out of the room because the dog and I are going to breakdance battle...oh it is ON!!!!

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Only the best Facebook Status messages - says 5 days a week my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement park.

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Compromising Positions

Facebook Status updates - is walking through ICU at a hospital dressed as the grim reaper

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Facebook status wars! Get yours here. Brush your teeth or please breathe the other way. You're bleaching my hair.

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Burlesque-Original Motion Picture Soundtrack Pre Order released on Amazon

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The Facebook Poke, what does it really mean.

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The infamous FP, otherwise known as the Facebook Poke. Everyday I sign into Facebook, I see where  hundred's  have "poked" me. Am I supposed to poke back?

And what part of the body would you like to be poked?

Some think it means you are well thought of, some think it just a term for saying hi, and some think that it's a way to let someone know you care about them.

Whatever reason the poke may be for, my damn side is hurting already.

Many think the FP is some sort of "hookup" ya know like passing "do you like me" notes in grade school. I mean  Facebook is the only place I know of where one can sit down and spend two hours "poking" people in their minds and not even know "who" they are poking.

Can you imagine how many hours the Megachurch Paster Long sits online and "pokes" ..anyway, Facebook should listen to Mr. C and remove the "poke" button and replace it with "LOL I just stabbed you" button.

Gee, I sure hope there is some hand sanitizer lying around. Look the pic...Is he getting ready to "poke"?

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The Greatest American Hero

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CHARLOTTE -- Police said a North Carolina pizza restaurant worker being herded toward a cooler pulled a gun and shot and killed two robbers.

Police were searching for a third man who got away from an east Charlotte Pizza Hut restaurant.

Authorities said the robbers burst through the restaurant's front door late Monday as two workers were cleaning up in the back.

Investigators said the suspects ordered the two employees into a walk-in cooler, then started beating one of the men. The other employee pulled a handgun and opened fire.

Police said they found two handguns near the dead suspects. Their names have not been released.

The only thing I can say to this person is ROCK ON! It's about time someone stood up to the BS.

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Monday, September 27, 2010

Facebook status messages - How many times do i have to say "excuse me" before "get the fuck out of my way" becomes acceptable?

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Facebook - It is also a place where people upload hundred's of photos of themselves in the hope that someone may think they're cool.

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facebook - a stalkers dream come true

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The Shit people post of Facebook - Amazing. And yes it's true. READ THE LAST COMMENT

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Age of Stupid

They are coming for you through Facebook

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What a plan! They got most of the world HOOKED- and now they are coming after your email phones. My question is WHY? I think we all know the answer. It is time for people to wake up and smell the coffee..

WASHINGTON – Broad new regulations being drafted by the Obama administration would make it easier for law enforcement and national security officials to eavesdrop on Internet and e-mail communications like social networking websites and BlackBerrys, The New York Times reported Monday.

The newspaper said the White House plans to submit a bill next year that would require all online services that enable communications to be technically equipped to comply with a wiretap order. That would include providers of encrypted e-mail, such as BlackBerry, networking sites like Facebook and direct communication services like Skype.

STORY HERE

Funny Facebook status messages

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Joe Simmons ‎"When freedom is your goal, your work is never complete. But it's also important to know when to rest, and also when to surf porn. I prefer the lesbian stuff myself." --Abraham Lincoln

WHORES: Why and How I Came to Fight the Establishment

$93,000 cancer drug: How much more can we take?

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I don't normally post serious things on this website but this article is worthy of not only reading, but taking the STUPID binders off - and really think about what is going on.

A 93,000.00 cost for a one time treatment that may or may not prolong your life for a couple months? There is a ceratain truth that needs to be said here people. This Governments single payer system in action is in fact just "stupid"

The gov't will decide who will live and who will die based on cost-benefit analysis. If there is a budget shortfall, the government will have to brake some eggs if you know what I mean. What is the money really paying for? Golf clubs for the share holders.

Long story short, if your rich you can live if your poor go die...Shame on the pharmaceutical companies and the government. A pint of Royal Canadian or Rich and Rare Whiskey keeps the doctor away.

Sunday, September 26, 2010

What is Eleanor thinking on Facebook? Eleanor Clary ‎*AHHHH-CHOO!!!........٩(-̮̮̃•̃)۶....Ifyouare allergic to bullcrap, drama queens, head games, liars, two faced fake people, keep this sneeze going.....

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