Saturday, October 9, 2010

What should I be for Halloween?

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Dear Mr C, I don't want to buy a halloween costume this year. So I need your help as to what I should be using the clothes I already have or can buy at a normal store like Forever 21.

Examples: One year I was dressed up wacky, and another year I was dressed up as a football player. HELP!
 
Mr C answers: lets see, using the clothes you already have? Yo Stupid! how in the hell am I supposed to know what is in your closet? Hello? If I could guess I would imagine that you have lots of oversized clothes...So why not just just dress up like a fucking cow? Hey?
 
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Why does Washington care who gets married and who doesn't? Just sayin..

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WASHINGTON – Young adults with college degrees are now more likely to be married than those who are less educated, a reversal of longtime trends as the struggling economy pushes weddings to all-time lows.

About 62 percent of college-educated 30-year-olds were married or had been married, compared with 60 percent of those without a bachelor's degree, according to a Pew Research Center analysis of census data.

That is a significant shift from the 1990s, when young adults who didn't finish college were more likely to have wed than their better-educated counterparts, 75 percent to 69 percent.

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I can promise you there will not be a next time.

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Friday, October 8, 2010

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Teens being bullied to the point of suicide - Where are the parents?

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With all the news of teens killing themselves I ask the question - Where are the parents? When your child comes home with obvious signs of being bullied day after day the common sense thing to do would be to get your face in the face of the school administrators.

I for one have four children and I for one know that the school system in my town indeed knows who I am. The truth of the matter is most kids are cruel as their shitbag parents have allowed then over the years to be a little condescending assholes when they should have taken the ass and tore it up.

You do not have to sit around and cry with your child over being bullied. The parents are solely responsible for making sure that their children are safe in these war zones we call schools. Even when your not there- What ever happened to parents going to the schools to eat lunch with their child just to observe whats going on?

My mom was all over me when I was in school I can count on both fingers the times she walked into my school and showed out like a mad woman, and I mean showed out- Folks wake up, dont fear the administrators and all the red tape, put on some nice duds and get your ass to moving. that simple.Take it upon yourself to get as involved as you possibly can.

Ask Questions to the students involved and the administrators. I went to a meeting a couple years ago with the entire School superintendent and the meeting ending with the superintendent asking me to leave because she said she feared for her life- Imagine that! But the problems I was having stopped the same day.

Change is needed and it is needed now. Im currently trying to get a program together to implement in the schools that will involve a presentation about the root affect and the solution to ended this tragedy that is taking place right before our eyes.

If you have any good organizations, reading material, or some personal experience please email them to me. I want to get this thing started in the next school year 2011- with hopes that It will go viral.

It takes one person to change one, and that one changes on and before you know it- The world has changed.

gjcollins@ymail.com

Congressional Stupidity in it's purest form

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WASHINGTON – More than 89,000 stimulus payments of $250 each went to people who were either dead or in prison, a government investigator says in a new report.

The payments, which were part of last year's massive economic recovery package, were meant to increase consumer spending to help stimulate the economy.

How long are we going to sit back and pretend that we dont see the mess up there in Washington- This is a Federal Crime under our own laws. Unbelievable.

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Sad Facebook status messages Sometimes you have to smile... Pretend everything's okay. Hold back the tears, And just walk away.

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Funny Facebook status updates - needs a shirt that says "Relax! It's not Swine Flu, it's just my allergies.

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Thursday, October 7, 2010

Why cant I get a Haunted House in Farmville? Have they gorged themselves with so much Mcdonalds they cant program fast enough?

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Well they decided to introduce the Haunted House on Farmville, but only to a select group of people. I have been playing Farmville since it started and have never seen anything like this! Why would you give out the house is waves and make the other players sit and wait for theirs?

I emailed the fuckers and got a very serious response. It read

Thanks for contacting Zynga Customer Support.

My name is Joanne and it is my pleasure to assist you today. I understand that you are having issues about our new feature the Haunted house. I sincerely apologize for the inconvenience this has caused you. As an avid player of FarmVille myself, I would also feel disappointed and possibly frustrated. You need not have to worry, I will do everything to assist you.

I understand your frustration regarding the issue you are experiencing, but let me assure you that as of this moment, our game developers have been working non-stop, investigating and finding an immediate solution to your issue since our game leads sent a communication to them today and tagged this issue as a priority case.

What I can do right now is include your name to our priority list of those who got affected by this issue to be sure that once an update or a resolution was already released that we can readily inform you. Just to set your expectation, I will be sending you updates on a daily basis until this issue is resolved, but I hope you don’t mind if I ask you to send me any feedback within 24 hours each time you receive my response so that we can have a constant communication because I really want to see to it that your issue will be resolved the soonest possible time and make sure that we can maintain your impression of FarmVille being a very enjoyable game.

Well Ms. Hoann- Farmville doing shit such as this is NOT funny- We are a group of dedicated hardcore players and YES we do take offense when YOU take our BILLIONS of dollars and cant even keep the game rolling in a fair way. The common sense to do would have been to competly pull the JOB if problems arose and start OVER. Problem Solved- But instead you just keep adding stuff to the bucket "THE MCDONALDS SHIT" even before everyone had a haunted house! HOW STUPID!

I mean who the hell is running things up there? You should take a strong look around at what those Indian Programmers are really doing besides pissing in the bathroom floors and wiping bugers under the desk! 

GET IT TOGETHER INDIANS or US "Unhappy" Farmers may decided to start cleaning our houses and mowing our yeads instead of playing "Stupidville"



Monday, October 4, 2010

Tiger Woods new hair-don't gets upstaged by fan in boots


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Sunday, October 3, 2010

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Funny Facebook status messages - I just want to update my stalker. I'm at longitude 345789.24 and latitude 578754.70 and I'm cleaning my gun

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Las Vegas "Death Ray" burning balls poolside..

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LAS VEGAS (Reuters) – MGM Resorts International is taking the heat for an intense beam of searing desert sunlight, jokingly dubbed the "death ray," that some hotel guests say poses a risk of severe burns to bathers lounging poolside.

The beam is actually a concentrated reflection of solar rays bouncing off the gleaming glass facade of the concave-shaped, high-rise Vdara hotel and condominium, which opened on the Las Vegas "strip" in December.

Mr C thinks - It is amazing that people lounging by the pool with their balls hanging out can get killed by this intense heat radiating from glass on the high rise, yet we spend BILLIONS of dollars in overseas oil to provide energy. Take some notes from Vegas Washington! 

This could be one of the cheapest forms of Solar Energy ever implemented in the world. Think about it...

Paris Hilton to star in new reality show "Diary of a sweaty coke whore"

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NEW YORK – Oxygen is putting Paris Hilton back on the air in another reality series documenting her lifeas a coke whore. The network said this week that the series is so far is titled "Diary of a sweaty coke whore" and will be an all-encompassing look at the hotel heiress' friends, family and drug bust.

The series has not yet begun production. No premiere date has been set. Her previous TV series have included "The Simple Life" and "My NewBFF."