Thursday, October 14, 2010

Funny Facebook status messages - I really need to win the lottery! This body is not made for work!

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Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Earthquake rating upgraded to magnitude 5.1 An earthquake that struck central Oklahoma today was the second-strongest in the state's history, the Oklahoma Geological Survey reported. No significant damage or serious injuries have been reported with the quake, which was felt in three states.

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Dang can someone please tell Oprah to stay in Chicago.

Earthquake Resistant Buildings: Dynamic Analyses, Numerical Computations, Codified Methods, Case Studies and Examples

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Status messages - I think the best thing about the Internet is how quickly you can offend the maximum amount of people with minimum effort.

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Whiskey WhiskersPissed Off And Mad About It

Facebook Status- I've created my own cookbook by binding all the food delivery flyers together.

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Status messages - you shouldn't listen to other people's foolishness. You should listen to mine.

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Fooled by Randomness: The Hidden Role of Chance in Life and in the MarketsAgainst the Gods: The Remarkable Story of Risk

Funny Facebook status messages - I don't think you have to actually sleep with someone to get what you want...let them go to sleep first...then take what you want and leave..

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Brett Favre reveals the racy pics he sent from his phone that is causing so much controversay

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EAST RUTHERFORD, N.J. -- Brett Favre apologized Monday to the Minnesota Vikings for the distraction caused by an NFL investigation into allegations that he sent racy messages and lewd photos to a New York Jets game hostess in 2008 by revealing the pics that he sent from his Blackberry. See pics below-


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Monday, October 11, 2010

How would you fix the economy? Dear Mr President

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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America 's economy. Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan.

You can call it the "Patriotic Retirement Plan.
There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force. Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:

They MUST retire. Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed.

They MUST buy a new AMERICAN Car. Forty million cars ordered - Auto Industry fixed.

They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage -Housing Crisis fixed.

It can't get any easier than that!! P.S. If more money is needed, have all members in Congress pay their taxes.

Mr. President, while you're at it, make Congress retire onSocial Security and Medicare. I'll bet both programs would be fixed pronto!

If you think this would work, please forward to everyone you know.

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Funny Facebook status messages- Today I say a girl riding her bike, I thought to myself what is she doing shouldn't she be in the kitchen?

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The Fuck-UpSHUT THE FUCK UP AND SMILE

Sunday, October 10, 2010

There nothing better than waking up to multiple "like"s on ur facebook status

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Only the BEST Facebook status updates! ipad? now that apple is making femine products, i'm holding out for the ipon...

Starcraft II: Wings of LibertyDiablo III

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Only the BEST Facebook status updates! The worst feeling in the world is when you are in the middle of a good story and realize no one is listening to you.

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In the eye of the storm - Relationships on the rocks- Relationships about to explode The reasons WHY? Change it if you want it- Step the Effing out if you dont! STOP the HURT TODAY 10/10/10

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Trust (social sciences), reliance on another person or entity.

Reliance-  1.confident or trustful dependence. 2.confidence. 3.something or someone relied on.

Conversations with friends are sometimes better than grandma's homemade biscuits, as it give you the ability to look at yourself the way other people see you. Trust in any relationship is foremost and should not supersede anything. Trust should not supersede friendships, work, money, or anything else.

A man that I admire very much and always will- once told me that when you lose the ability to see someone else's hurt - and you truly care about them, then you have lost the ability to learn anything from anyone. You become like a rock- hard and insensitive, but most of all -without love -or the ability to receive love in return.

Being arrogant to the feelings of others (Spouses and significant others) makes you a fool- as time goes by one probably reaches out to others who feel the same way, and then the veil is lifted and they see things the way they are.

That is when they become STRONG and realize that THEY never really meant anything toYOU to begin with- Hence your stuck scratching you head, and moving on to the next fix- While the other begins to proceeded to a higher level of thinking about themselves and ends up with  GREATNESS, HAPPINESS, and FULFILLMENT in life-

I will call him Joshua - Dont ever think that the person you are sitting next to at the dinner table- In the movies- In the Bed- is OK- just because they are there with you- That could be the very person who is hurting on the inside because of something you said, or an act that you committed and getting ready to break out because of YOUR ability to NOT see what YOU did- and the common sense to SEE the pain YOU have put them through, WHILE YOU- all the time feeling inside that every thing is OK-

That is not the way it works- Open you mouth and tell them (If you care) that you are sorry and do everything you can to make them feel as comfortable with themselves and heal from  the damaging wounds you delt them because of YOUR own selfish desires- If you want them around.

You cant have your cake and eat it too- so if you would rather be on the other side getting your kicks off others,TOSSED TO AN FRO with anything and everything for a moment of gratification- then at least have the BALLS to look then in the eye and say Goodbye-

There will be no next time-

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I like it FACEBOOK status question of the day - Would you give up the ability to control your bowels to have the ability attract anyone you desire?

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