Saturday, October 30, 2010

Tiger Woods Facebook Status message - What are you doing now? "Deliver me from evil"

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Smartass Facebook status updates! To catch me, you gotta be fast; to find me, you gotta be smart; but to BE ME!! DAMN! You must be kidding!

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Van Halen - Live Without a NetVan Halen: Jump Live!

Smartass Facebook status updates! in desperate need of a padded room and a Thorazine drip

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Red Velvet CarEssential Heart

Smartass Facebook status updates! says First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.

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Friday, October 29, 2010

Planning that next family cookout? Just because it cost more - Does not mean that it's better. Bubba Burgers? King of the jungle? King of CRAP

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Everyone is looking to save a dime or should I say an ounce of time these days. Last week I did a family cookout (something I have been doing for most of my life once a week)

Well - long story short - I took a shortcut and spent extra money (17.99 for a pack of 12) on Bubba Burgers. Once I got them home I put everything together, fired up the grill and 30 minutes later my dogs had a real good time eating those Bubba Burgers.

Yeah, I fed them to my dogs as it was the biggest waste of money I have ever spent- 17.99 gone! Do not buy Bubba Burgers- They look good on the outside- but on the inside- not so good- Don't be stupid. Buy the real stuff.

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Thursday, October 28, 2010

Yeah its true - Mother murders her baby for crying while she was playing Farmville. Can anyone say Death Penalty?

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JACKSONVILLE, Florida -- A north Florida mother has pleaded guilty to shaking her baby to death after the boy's crying interrupted her game on Facebook.

Alexandra V. Tobias pleaded guilty to second-degree murder on Wednesday and remains jailed.

The Florida Times-Union reports that she told investigators she was angered because the boy was crying while she was playing the game FarmVille.

The paper also reports that she told investigators she shook the boy, smoked a cigarette to compose herself and then shook him again.

She will be sentenced in December. State guidelines call for 25 to 50 years, but a prosecutor said it could be shorter than that.

A telephone message and an e-mail sent by The Associated Press to her attorney weren't immediately returned.

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Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Like This Facebook status quotes : AM A HANDFUL - unfortunately most women WON'T re-post this. I'm strong willed, independent, a bit outspoken, and I tell it like it is. I make mistakes, I am sometimes out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst then you sure don't deserve me at my best. If you are a HANDFUL, re-post! I dare you. And if you don't believe me, I know someone you can ask!

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Liespotting: Proven Techniques to Detect Deception

Like this Facebook status messages - "Like" this if you are done

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On BullshitThe Dictionary of Bullshit

"Like this" Facebook status - Like this if you think it is time to rid your life of bullshit, drama, lies and garbage!

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Drama Queen (Candy Apple)The Liar's Club

In the eye of the storm - The "Devil" was spotted in Paris.

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A BABY boy was killed when 12 people leapt off a second-floor balcony - to "get away from the Devil".

Eight people, including several children, were hurt, some seriously. Police are trying to get to the bottom of the bizarre tragedy.

Survivors of the mass plunge from a flat in a Paris suburb said the incident began in the early hours of the morning when a dad got out of bed naked to feed his crying baby.

They said the man's wife saw him moving around and started screaming that she had seen the Devil.

The man was then stabbed in the hand by his wife's sister and thrown out through the door of the flat.

But when he tried to get back in, the other people inside grabbed their children and jumped off the 20-foot balcony. A spokeswoman for the local prosecutor's office said: "Panic erupted."

The family involved are of African origin, possibly from Angola. Police found no evidence of drug use or religious rituals at the flat. One of the children, a four-month-old baby boy, died in hospital several hours after the incident. Several of those hurt in the jump have multiple injuries.

Mr C ponders : I thought that I seen and heard it all over the years, but this "hands down" tops the cake of stupidity- Lets use some crystal meth; I mean common sense here people.

If the devil really wanted to make an appearance here why would they all have "jumped" to get away from him? If he wanted to take their souls to the pit of hell, then he would have done just that - no questions - all twelve would have been ripped to shreds in seconds.

Sounds like some drug test are in order here. 

In the eye of the storm -

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The Human Condition 

We were all - regardless of genetic makeup social status, or anything else created  with the innate desire to make connections with others. It seems to me that in this day of "Me Me Me" That we have somehow lost out to some of the greatest things that life has to offer -

People -

We seem to be tossed to and fro with everything that actually means nothing - People are hurting, People are sick and feel as if they are walking through this life alone - You are not alone.

If you do nothing else this day - Kindly reach out to someone with a smile, a complement, or just a conversation that you do not even know- That lady in Grocery Line, The guy behind the counter at Burger King.

You will see then that you have just opened one of the most powerful unmistakable laws of this Universe -

Not only that, but you will you help yourself AND very possibly save someone's life.

Leave no stone unturned- Keep the Brannon and Norman family's in your deepest thoughts and prayers - How sad

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This post is in special dedication to a man that I knew very well. Kenneth Norman a local man here in my town whom was the same age as I, and I knew very well. A kind hearted man who was always smiling. He worked for may years as a Mechanic and helped me out more times than I can tell you here.

Every time I spoke with him we talked about our kids who were the same age. Every-time over the years I got in a bind with my car I knew I could count on him to help me out. This world has lost a very special person. My thoughts and prayers are with the wife ( Julie) and the children involved.

There comes a time when people need to take a look around at people right in front of them that are going through more than what we realize. Three days before this I stood in the parking lot and talked at length with him.

Rest in Peace my friend - This town will miss you .

Monday, October 25, 2010

Stupid Twitter Updates that are REAL - Hearing your legs creaking as you get into the standing split pose in yoga class is a sure way of telling people that you havent been laid in a while

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Stupid Twitter Updates that are REAL - is turning on Airplane mode on his iPhone but can't figure out why it still won't fly!

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The Twitter Book

Yes, there is truth to this life

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Sunday, October 24, 2010

The people of Facebook - The Marlboro man still kicking?

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Just saying - There are those that live honestly, and those that live hidden in a cloak of secrets, having the cake - and eating it too always backfires.

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BSN Cheaters Relief Advanced Carb and Fat Inhibitor, 120 Capsules

I went to an extremely attractive female doctor today for my annual checkup. She told me that I had to quit masturbating. I asked why and she said, Because I'm trying to examine you.

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Live like a Kindergartener, you dont have to have the coolest clothes or hottest girlfriend you just have to have the biggest box of crayons

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Bigger Is Better (Original Mix)

Smartass Facebook status updates! Had two beers after work with friends, and when I say two I mean pitchers and when I say friends I mean assholes I work with.

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Funny Facebook status messages - is watching his 401k descend like a drug addlicted hooker with vertigo.

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Smartass Facebook status updates! If you're looking for sympathy, you'll find it in the dictionary between "shit" and "syphilis

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Signs that you have cracked under the pressure of Facebook! Social Networking gone wrong

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Facebook status messages - Every time I clean up I feel as if I am depriving archaeologists of clues to my daily life.

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Facebook status updates copy and paste- suing Herbal Essence, she hasn't had any orgasms while washing her hair....damn liars!!!

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The people of Facebook! Is that what you had said?

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