Saturday, November 13, 2010

Funny Facebook status messages - Kesha is such an invention.. she's got a total grandmas body but she's still blowin up.. super un legit

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Your Love Is My DrugBlah Blah Blah

Cooking for Assholes

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Put that shit in the oven and let it cool completely before you eat it. "How long and at what temperature? I couldn't possibly think for myself." Just read the other post, jackass. Eat it.

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (Two-Disc Special Edition)Inception (Two-Disc Blu-ray/DVD Combo + Digital Copy)

A Canadian is an unarmed American with health insurance.

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Coffee People, Donut Shop K-Cups for Keurig Brewers (Pack of 50)

I almost forgot I cheated on my diet until my wife found panties in my truck!

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Coby TFDVD7052 7-Inch Portable Tablet DVD/CD/MP3 Player (Black)

Tiger Woods: never satisfied with a hole in one.

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Toy Story 3 (Four-Disc Blu-ray/DVD Combo + Digital Copy)Avatar (Three-Disc Extended Collector's Edition + BD-Live) [Blu-ray]

Hilliarous Facebook status updates - What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin...

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Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (Two-Disc Blu-ray/DVD Combo + Digital Copy)Illuminations

Hilliarous Facebook status updates - Dear 3rd stall over, flushing the toilet does not disguise explosive diarrhea. Thought you should know.

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Decision Points

Top 10 Hilarious Quotes for Facebook status! Does that miracle weight loss program that made you lose 4 pant sizes come with a new wardrobe 4 sizes smaller....No? Then I can't afford it....

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O Holy Night (CD/DVD)Call of Duty: Black Ops

Funny Facebook status messages to use on Facebook - the guy at subway put the potato chips on my sandwich without me even asking. either he's stoned or he knows that I am

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Crush

Funny Facebook status messages to copy and paste! A charity single has been released in aid of Pakistan flood relief....Raindrops keep falling on Ahmed

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Speak Now

Friday, November 12, 2010

You know it's a shame when people hide behind Facebook posts to say what they are too afraid to say face to face.

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Funny Facebook status messages! Copy and Paste! What do you do when your honey's ex is running around in your back yard screaming and bleeding??Take a DEEP breath...AIM...and fire again :)

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Catching Fire (The Second Book of the Hunger Games)The Girl Who Played with Fire (Vintage)

Top 10 Hilarious Quotes for Facebook status! warning: I've seen every forensic files, law and order and Dr. G...i could make it look like Santa Claus killed you...just sayin.

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Decision PointsThe Gift

Farmville Turkeys gone wild?

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Thursday, November 11, 2010

Smartass Facebook Status - Stop blaming others for the crap in your life ; Take responsibility for you own life! When you stop expecting something thats when you will get it-

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Smartass Facebook status updates! Why bother when sometimes you can say it all with a SLAP

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The Imus Ranch Record IIThe Matchmakers

Smartass Facebook status updates! when I'm dead i want my friends to keep updating my Facebook status just to freak people out! lol

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Call of Duty: Black OpsThe Union

Smartass Facebook status updates! You weren't hit with the stupid stick, you were beaten with the entire tree!

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Decision PointsToy Story 3