Saturday, November 20, 2010

Funny Facebook status messages - Hi! Allow me to introduce myself. I'm a spider. And I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you ever could.

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Anatomy of a BoyfriendGrow a Boyfriend Mr. Right Grows 600% His Size in Water after Breakup Split





Facebook status messages - is wondering how exactly do you mark someone's words?

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Slut! Growing Up Female with a Bad Reputation





Hilliarous Facebook status updates - can't wait until Weight Watchers releases its own line of booze

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The Booze Belly -Large Volume Concealable Flask

Hilliarous Facebook status updates - Hey!! they made a song about your weight 8675309

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867-5309: Jenny867-5309/Jenny (Album Version)

Hilliarous Facebook status updates - I don't get jealous when I see my ex with someone new, because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to someone less fortunate

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Apple iPod touch 8 GB (2nd Generation--with iPhone OS 3.1 Software Installed) [OLD MODEL]Apple iPod touch 32 GB (3rd Generation) OLD MODEL

Funny Facebook status messages , is going to punch your teeth down your throat and come after them like a deranged tooth fairy!

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Tooth FairyThe Tooth Fairy

Friday, November 19, 2010

Your local Bar now offering FREE breast exams? Fake doctor jailed for giving breast exams in bars

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Free Breast exams at your local BAR!

Instead of charging the so called "Doctor" All the women that consented to these exams should be locked up for being stupid. How many people do you know that would allow someone to do a breast exam in a bar? Something to be said for common sense here.

Mickey Mouse Clubhouse Deluxe Party Pack for 8DOZEN (12) BIRTHDAY PARTY Rubber Ducks/DUCKIES

Dancing with the stars - Bristol Palin causes instant stupidity, much like her mother. Losers!

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LOS ANGELES (Reuters) – A Wisconsin man angry at the success of Bristol Palin on "Dancing with the Stars" blasted his TV with a shotgun as she waltzed her way into the program's finals.

Steven Cowan's violent outburst came amid a heated debate over Palin's survival on the TV dance competition show despite weeks of low scores.

Critics say the 20 year-old is benefiting from the popularity of her politician mother, Sarah Palin, with the largely older, female viewers of the program. Each week the dancers are judged by a panel of experts and then voted upon by viewers, and based on a combination of scores and ballots, one contestant is voted off.

According to a criminal complaint obtained by The Smoking Gun website on Wednesday, Cowan's wife Janice told police her husband was watching Bristol Palin dancing Monday night when he "jumped up and swore...Steven was upset that a political figure's daughter was on this show when Steven did not think that she was a good dancer."

Cowan, 67, then took his shotgun and fired a round into the TV screen, triggering a 15-hour stand-off with police in the small town of Vermont, Wisconsin. He surrendered and was charged with reckless endangerment and use of a dangerous weapon, according to the complaint.

Beware Farmville Players! Things to NOT say when sending out GIFTS! LMAO!

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The Pacific (HBO Miniseries)Kick-Ass (Three-Disc Blu-ray/DVD Combo + Digital Copy)

Thursday, November 18, 2010

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Toy Story 3The Gift

Randy Jones - What in the hell is this?

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No way Dr. Phil is from this planet! Look at that head!

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Donatella Versace - Should be called the Pillsbury Dough Girl! OMG look at that mouth! Can we say Plastic Surgeon lawsuit?

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I swear its not crack - Only Red Bull

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Hollywood's Tommy Lee - I smell an infestation

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Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Funny Facebook status messages - You might be a redneck if : the Halloween pumpkin on you porch has more teeth than your spouse .

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SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SMILEShortbus (Unrated Edition)

I may be small but I am powerful. So if you don't shut your mouth, I WILL drop-kick you in your balls and leave you crying on the floor. Get it?

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Self made women! Don't hate! Cher and Christina!

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Diva Duo at the Burlesque Premiere

Nancy PELOSI! I don't want to end up on welfare...Please give me my job back

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Pelosi speaks at a veterans event Washington

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Bristol Palin "Dancing with the Stars"

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Bristol Palin, Mark Ballas

We all know what happened the last time you where in this position Bristol? Now you would not want to embrasse mommy again...STUPID

Fuck em Honey, How much money do we have now?

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George W. Bush, Laura Bush

Again QUICK! Tell me how many has died in IRAQ?

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Former President Bush and first lady Bush listen ...

Bitches - Where are your JOBS? LOL

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