Saturday, November 27, 2010

Spanish Woman Claims She Now Owns Sun and you better be READY to pay your monthly dues.

After billions of years the Sun finally has an owner -- a woman from Spain's soggy region of Galicia said Friday she had registered the star at a local notary public as being her property.

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The document issued by the notary public declares Duran to be the "owner of the Sun, a star of spectral type G2, located in the centre of the solar system, located at an average distance from Earth of about 149,600,000 kilometers."


Duran, who lives in the town of Salvaterra do Mino, said she now wants to slap a fee on everyone who uses the sun and give half of the proceeds to the Spanish government and 20 percent to the nation's pension fund.

She would dedicate another 10 percent to research, another 10 percent to ending world hunger -- and would keep the remaining 10 percent herself.

Mr. C wishes this pile of donkey balls asshole "Good Luck" in trying to collect these trillions of dollars that we will soon owe this idiot. "wondering if the fee is extra if I bathe "Nakee" in the sun? Just wondering.

Facebook Status updates! I bet there are BROKE and PISSED off people after Black Friday.

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Born in the USA: How a Broken Maternity System Must Be Fixed to Put Women and Children First

is wondering why Dora never tells her parents about the fox that keeps stalking her."

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says When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.

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wondering why Facebook bothers to give the option of "liking" my own comment? Of course I like my own comments. I'm awesome.

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The boss is getting annoyed that I keep using the word "cunt" at work. Maybe I should show some effort and find out what her name really is.

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Greatest Hits... So Far!!!Raise Your Glass (Explicit Version)

Funny Facebook status messages- says I was angry a few minutes ago, but then someone gave me a cookie to calm me down.....YES, that STILL WORKS

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Friday, November 26, 2010

Palin attacks media over coverage of North Korea gaffe - She is purely retarded. I almost hope she does run for president. This country needs a good laugh!

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There's at least one thing Sarah Palin was not thankful for this Thanksgiving: the media. In a Facebook post Thursday evening, Palin excoriated the press for seizing ona gaffe made on Glenn Beck's radio show the previous day, when she suggested that North Korea was an ally to the U.S.

"It seems they couldn't resist the temptation to turn a simple one word slip-of-the-tongue of mine into a major political headline," Palin wrote.


And go figure she is pissed now! Sara! Go back to the trailer in Alaska already! Why not try getting your idiotic messages across via bathroom walls! You go Sara- You are working real hard to get Obama voted back in.


Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen twin spotted in NC ---again

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New York Cops want to interview Denise Richards on that Hideous nose.

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Holy FUCK! No you didn't get me some Cheesburgers!

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Snooki say's Ima eat all dees Bitches..OK we can rid of the Tirara now STUPID.

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Funny Facebook Status messages, Some People are like slinkies,, not good for anything, but fun to watch tunmble down stairs

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Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Cher is Back with # 1 single on I tunes. You haven't seen the last of me.

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I just bought the single "You haven't seen the last of me" and I am in awe of what this lady is capable of doing in her life! The song is awesome. Get it today.

You haven't seen the last of me

The things you see on Facebook. last time i checked politicans didnt give a fuck about us....that change yet?

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Decision Points

Funny Facebook status messages- Why is anyone surprised that Bristol Palin lost on DWTS last night? Not getting enough votes is a tradition in her family.

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Tuesday, November 23, 2010

The things you see on Facebook.

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The People of Facebook!

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Things people say on Facebook that I love! whatever brilliant bastard behind the Honda CRV that thought it would be a great idea to need some super special secret code for your radio to work after a new battery is put in is a freaking dumb shit

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Decision Points

One thing about truth. The people that hate you can spend their lifetime trying to distort it. In the and...Truth wins...

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Tensions on the Korean peninsula: Sara Palin en route.

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The things people say! Darling what is that giant mushroom cloud outside,now pass me my barooch

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Funny Facebook status messages - Barbara Bush Suggests Sarah Palin 'Stay In Alaska'......This is the one and ONLY time I will agree with anything that has the last name BUSH..

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Monday, November 22, 2010

Funny Facebook Status messages - more frustrated than an Amish electrician

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Stupid History: Tales of Stupidity, Strangeness, and Mythconceptions Throughout the Ages

Cute Facebook Status messages - Learn from the past, live for today, look for tomorrow, take a nap this afternoon.

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The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (Two-Disc Special Edition)

If you're gonna act like a dick you should wear a condom on your head so you can at least look like one

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Glee: The Music, The Christmas Album

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