Friday, December 10, 2010

Yahoo Answers FUNNY!

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Wednesday, December 8, 2010

More WikiLeaks secret cables released.

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Clinton: Hey Sexy you be looking sexy in that dress today! Dinner tonight? Bill's with some hoe in Korea.

Pelosi : Sure big girl! I will be at the usual place! Cant wait!

More WikiLeaks secret cables released.

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Clinton: Hey can somebody bring me a beer up here damit!

Palin: Be right there!

Will WikiLeaks' Julian Assange, now arrested, take the 'Alien' option?

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The secret file code name "insurance" only able to be unlocked with a 256 security code is said to have info about who Hillary Clinton's real parents are. Sources close to iseestupidpeople "beleive" that the secret file will reveal that she was conceived at the infamous "Area 51" in the Nevada desert and is really an Alien in cohorts with another plant in a scheme to enslave the American people to them.

More to come....Stay Tuned.

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Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Show me that thong? The shit people post!

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fashion fails - Hot Mess...

The 11th commandment of the Calothic Church - Bend Over, we'll Drive.

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Decision Points

Funny Facebook status messages- The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” and “Thou shalt not lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians.

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Status Story's found on Facebook!

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One of my buddy's last night told me that his girlfriend was asking for some XXX pics of him and while uploading one to her he sent it to EVERYONE on his phone ..Preacher, Boss, Mother, Father, EVERYONE....LMAO...


But the sad part is that he sent it to his grandmother in Michigan and SHE sent one back! SHE IS ALMOST 80 and didnt realize it was her grandson!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO YOU GO GRANNY

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Funny Status messages found on Facebook! Repost! DINGLE BERRY: A small piece of poo clinging for dear life on the ass hair like it's the gym rope.

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I really hope that my last words in this world are: "I wonder what this does..."

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Funny Facebook status messages - is putting boogers under the table

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Angelina Jolie on Plastic Surgery: "I Haven't Had Anything Done"

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Two Words - Bullshit.

Monday, December 6, 2010

Women! Get your Gun Permit on! Stay Safe. Sex Offender Charged In Assault On Woman He Asked For Directions

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Elizabeth Edwards! We all hope that you are doing well and in good spirits in light of this news.

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Thoughts and Prayers to a you! You are a brave women! Inspiration to millions. 

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Granny Bandit Takes Toyota Dealership for a 15 year ride to the tune of a Million Bucks!

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DOBSON, N.C. -- A Dobson woman will spend Christmas behind bars after pleading guilty to embezzling more than $1 million from Mount Airy’s Toyota dealership.

Pamela Snow Lewis, 63, a former office employee of Patterson Toyota on U.S. 52-North, will serve an active sentence of seven to 13 years on nine counts of felonious embezzlement. Each charge represented an amount in excess of $100,000 taken from the business where Lewis was employed in a bookkeeping capacity for about 15 years.

The Dobson woman, whose address has been given as 1143 Turkey Ford Road, was sentenced this week in Surry Superior Court, almost one year to the day after the charges against her came to light through a Mount Airy Police Department investigation.

A defense request to allow Lewis to delay the start of her active sentence was denied by Judge L. Todd Burke of Winston-Salem, who presided over the case, and the defendant was ordered to begin serving her term immediately.


Mr C thinks -This "baby-boomer" generation were all raised with visions of millions of dollars dancing in their heads. Now that they have had their day and are retiring, they realize they are not as well off as they should have been-usually because they pissed through so much money over the last 30 - 40 years of their working careers. 

Now you turn on the TV or open the news paper everyday to read another story of someone who fits this description - BROKE, OLD, RETIRING - but not going down like that! Seems she was just doing what Washington does everyday.

Yadkin County Head on Collision

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YADKIN COUNTY, N.C. -- Five people, including two adults and three children, were injured Monday morning in a head-on crash along Old 421 at Andrew Road.

Troopers said a vehicle crossed over the center line, causing the collision.

An unnamed adult in that vehicle was taken to Wake Forest University Baptist Medical Center to be treated for injuries, troopers said..

An adult and two children in the second vehicle were taken by ambulance to WFUBMC. A third child with more serious injuries was taken to WFUBMC by helicopter, troopers said.

The children were ages 2, 3, and 4, troopers said. The nature of the injuries wasn't immediately known. Troopers didn't say if charges would be filed.

Mr C just got word that one of the little girls has passed away- folks let me say this, PUT DOWN THE DAMN PHONES- PAY ATTENTION- OPEN YOUR EYES- DO NOT DRINK AND DRIVE. THAT SIMPLE.

Accidents happen and we all know this, BUT while everyone is out "getting" and "getting" your LCD TV's from China- Be careful and don't be STUPID behind the wheel. Thoughts and Prayers go out to these family's. 

Trash the MOTEL 6 - Free a Midget..PHONE PRANK GONE WRONG! FUNNY AS HELL! - MOTEL 6 WELL TEAR DOWN THE WALL FOR YA!

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Spartanburg County, S.C.,

Sheriffs deputies told WXII sister station WYFF that they were called to a Motel 6 on Sunday night after a guest nearly punched through to the next room with a wrench.

In what was apparently a phone prank that has taken place in other parts of the country, a motel guest said someone called his room and told him to smash the things inside in order to free a "midget" trapped next door.

Go to fullsize imageA motel worker called deputies after she discovered the man had damaged the television, mirrors, and the wall between rooms, according to a police report.

When deputies arrived, 73-year-old Joseph Jones told them someone had called his room about 11 p.m. and said he was a manager at the motel. Jones said the male caller told him the previous guest had installed highly sophisticated cameras in his room.

The caller told Jones not to bother looking for them and instead, the caller would instruct him on how to get rid of the cameras.

Mr. C thinks it would have been funny to see Grandpa hacking thorough the wall looking for a trapped midget! LMAO - And only at the MOTEL 6 could something like this have happened!


Martha Stewart doesnt have anything on Mr C and FARMVILLE! Eat your heart out Martha!

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The FARMVILLE AWARD FOR BEST CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS!

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Hands down the best CHRISTMAS FARM EVER! 
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