Saturday, January 8, 2011

Who should design Kate's Wedding dress you ask? Who gives a crap about these people anyway? Get the damn thing at Goodwill for all Im concerned-

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Archbishop of Canterbury welcomes royal wedding

Already Over THIS- Been there done that, move along.

Friday, January 7, 2011

Adam Carolla..See I told y'all I didn't have any nuts..

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Adam Carolla visits Access Hollywood Live for an interview on December 10, 2010

Katie Holmes to Satan...No you didn't just piss on the sidewalk?

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Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise celebrate Katie’s 32nd birthday with a walk in NYC on December 18, 2010

Suck on Dis Beetch..

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Whoopi Goldberg attends the Oklahoma City Thunder vs New York Knicks game at Madison Square Garden, NYC, December 22, 2010

Oprah admits to millions..."Yes Bitches, Deeezzz tits is all mine..

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and GAYLES


Oprah Winfrey speaks during the OWN: Oprah Winfrey Network portion of the 2011 Winter TCA press tour held at the Langham Hotel, Pasadena, January 6, 2011

Gayle King Speaks OUT- "So what" Its only carpet! Bitches..

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Gayle King speaks during the “The Gayle King Show” panel at the OWN: Oprah Winfrey Network portion of the 2011 Winter TCA press tour held at the Langham Hotel, Pasadena, January 6, 2011

RuPaul- Put the damn wig back on and get to the Mcdonalds Drive Thur ASAP-

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RuPaul arrives at the 21st Annual GLAAD Media Awards held at Hyatt Regency Century Plaza in Century City, California on April 17, 2010

Paula's Lazy EYE, notice how its always covered?

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Roseanne Sounds Off On Aging, Marriage & Social Networking - Twittering Idiots! You go GIRL!

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Get the BOOK! Awesome

Roseannearchy: Dispatches from the Nut Farm

Eva Longoria’s Vegas Club begging for the American way OUT. Smell this you bitches

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LAS VEGAS, Nev. --A Las Vegas nightclub owned by actress Eva Longoria has filed for bankruptcy to remain operating while reorganizing nearly $5.7 million in debt.

Lawyers for Beso LLC said in a federal Chapter 11 filing on Thursday that they project losing more than $76,000 per month at the CityCenter restaurant and nightspot. Lawyers say Beso owes nearly $1.8 million to CityCenter for its lease at the Crystals mall inside the resort complex.


What a sad American story in the land of "Dreams" ....Yeah Whatever. Cmom Eva, Bankruptcy? Give us a freaking break, Pay the damn bill, shut the bitch down and move on making them millions! What a joke!

Ted Williams the new voice behind Kraft Mac and Cheese? Everyone deserves a second chance right?

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Miss. to free Scott sisters after 16 years! Where did they go?

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Gladys Scott, Jamie Scott

Jamie, foreground, and Gladys Scott wave from a vehicle as they leave the Central Mississippi Correctional Facility in Pearl, Miss., Friday, Jan. 7, 2011. The two sisters, whose life sentences were suspended on the condition that one donate a kidney to the other, were released from a Mississippi prison on Friday after serving 16 years for an armed robbery.

"Take us straight to MICKEY DEES BITCHES"

The New Voice behind Oprah's NEW network! Ted Williams- Will work for free! Right up Oprah's ally!

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Ted Williams

God was behind Big Bang, universe no accident: Pope says, Raising decades of childfuckers was

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Pope Benedict XVI arrives for his weekly general ...

Look at my Dorthy Slippers! Theres no place like your knees

The OWN Network opening weekend - Dear HOLY one---Please let them BITCHES watch me. I need more Billions

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Oprah Winfrey

Valentines Status messages for Facebook - All I have ever wanted is to be left alone......................in South America...............with a tribe of sex-starved Amazon women

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Valkyria Chronicles

Valentines Status messages for Facebook - I don't know why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentines Day. When I think of romance,the last thing I think of is a short,chubby child coming at me with a weapon.

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The Biggest Valentine EverHappy Valentine's Day, Mouse! (If You Give...)

Get your FKN hands off me asshole

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In this Thursday, Dec. 23, 2010 picture, Josiah ...

Thursday, January 6, 2011

NC Public SCHOOLS! What were they thinking Thursday morning -

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Thursday morning several teens where killed and injured because of ICY roads throughout most NC county's. At least a dozen or so wrecks in Yadkin County were to blame for the black ICE. Buses were ordered to stop by school officials and sit on the side of the road with students on board  until conditions improved and they could proceed to school.

Schools officials (Id like to know exactly who) said that the morning check of the roads revealed no present danger. OK let's cut to the chase here- It is what it is. The so called "road checkers"  did not do their jobs, plain and simple. IF THEY HAD DID WHAT WE PAY THEM TO DO, and that is protect our children, then NO buses would have been sitting in the ditches with small kids, and those teens would still be alive.

It is mind boggling to me that any school official who actually drove to work that morn did not report any dangers on the roads to the proper admiistraters of their schools! Cmon people! When you cant trust public officials to get off their asses and do their jobs, then it becomes the parents responsibility to make the call.

You decided if it is safe to let your kids drive those cars to school- If you dont feel that it is safe, then keep your children home- Freak what the school idiots say- The only thing most of them care about is make up days cutting into the summer or holiday breaks-

And for those that support the schools decision to NOT make the right call- Whatever! If there was any doubt at all- then the call should have been a 2 hour delay- Hands down, no excuses. Most school personall get to school before the students- they should have seen something on those roads- Who is to blame you ask-  THE school system.

http://www.wxii12.com/weather/26385968/detail.html

Officials in Yadkin County said at least a dozen crashes happened in that county. School System Superintendent James Benfield said officials checked the roads earlier Thursday morning and there wasn’t any ice, but ice that formed later near Jonesville caused officials to tell buses already on the road to pull over until conditions improved.


A crash involving a school bus was reported in Stokes County off old Highway 52 at Chestnut Grove Road. Highway Patrol troopers said that crash, which involved several vehicles, happened just after 8 a.m.

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Sara Palins retweet on "Don't ask Don't tell"

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Sarah Palin
Can anyone please tell me why anything Sara Palin spouts off about is important and gets so much attention by the media? Is America so stupid that we will raise people such as Palin to "God" status. Everytime she speaks, tweets, or even shits, the world's media reports it?

"Worship me Bitches"

I'm picturing you naked right now. Airbrushed, Photoshopped and digitally enhanced, but totally naked.

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Funny Facebook status messages - Son when I was your age we had to actually stand or sit next to wall and dial in a circle our friends numbers.....And if they were not home there was no voice mail..Just sayin

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Funny Facebook status messages - Tip 4 Ladies: Please stop asking us questions like, "Do these jeans make me look fat?" Because the answer will be NO. It's NOT the jeans making you look fat. It's all the meat UNDER the jeans that's making you look fat

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Funny Facebook status messages - Join the fight against high heating cost by supporting your local heating assistance program. Change your profile pic to a pic of your cold nipples and together we can stop the winter cold. The goal is to turn fb into all nipples by Dec 21st.

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News Years Facebook status messages! says "im not normal, I read scriptures and watch porno"

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InceptionThe Twilight Saga: Eclipse (Two-Disc Special Edition)

330 million dollars JACKPOT! Here is the numbers!

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18 - 22 - 30 - 31 - 38 - 4

4 - 28 - 35 - 51 - 54 - 9


Yeah the MONEY is MINE! 

Oprah''s OWN network soon to SINK?

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Oprah Winfrey Skippers A Yacht With Russell Crowe On Sydney Harbour In A Regatta Raced By Oprah Audience Members. They Were Being Filmed As Part Of The 'Ultimate Australian Adventure' Oprah Shows. . Sydney, Australia picture

Damit I told them Bitches to watch ME? What the hell?

"The good news is people showed up when they marketed it aggressively and Oprah told them to go out and watch. ... The real question is how capable they'll be of sustaining the ratings over the coming months and years."

Monday, January 3, 2011

Funny Status messages for Facebook

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In order to refrain from spending too much on Christmas, I'm voluntarily placing myself in the Jehovah's Witness Protection Program. 

Obama signs bill into law while on vacay in Hawaii!

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Obama signed the bill during his Hawaiian vacation, with no signing ceremony held. In a statement issued later, the president said he was "honored" to sign the bill, which pays for health care for responders believed to have been sickened by pollution at the ruins of the World Trade Center in New York.



 

Sunday, January 2, 2011

I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...

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New Year most funny status messages! Cooking lesson #1: don't fry bacon in the nude.

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Cubans on Fla. Keys offshore island are detained

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KEY WEST, Fla. – Authorities say about 20 Cubans found living on an offshore island along the Florida Keys have been detained, and some were receiving medical treatment.

Mr. C thinks that Oprah could teach them to speak english...right?

The Oprah Winfrey Show: 20th Anniversary Collection

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