Saturday, January 29, 2011

Name Your Link

Friday, January 28, 2011

Funny Facebook Status Messages. 500 years ago when men went to war it was common for them to force their wives to wear chastity belts while they were away.Therfore only a locksmith could remove these chastity belts. This explains why 'Smith' is the most common name in the phonebook

Summer at Willow LakeThe Adventures of Sherlock Holmes

Funny Facebook Status message to use! Procrastination is like masturbation, you just end up fkning yourself in the end

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

LIVE NOW ON CNN.... ''REPORTS ARE COMING INTO THE NEWSROOM.. APPARENTLY THEY FOUND TED WILLIAMS.. ON BOARD, IN A HOT AIR BALLOON... WITH BALLOON BOY... AND OCTO MOM... THEY ARE HOVERING OVER CHICAGO TOSSING OUT FREE BOXES OF KRAFT MAC AND CHEESE..AND CONDOMS.. '' LETS GO TO THE LIVE SHOT NOW.. ABOVE U S CELLUAR FIELD FOR AN UPDATE'

Where is Ted Williams? He skipped REHAB--


Mystery Hacker of Mark Zuckerbergs Facebook account exposed!


You heard it here first!


And the culprit is......





Can somebody please tell me why Cher was not nominated for "You haven't seen the last of me"?

Ok I admit that I was a little pissed to hear that Cher did not receive a nomination for singing the song "You haven't seen the last of me" But what really pissed me off is that someone (I dont know who) said she was somehow whining for not winning-

You Haven't Seen The Last Of Me (Burlesque Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)Let me say this Cher has and never will whine about anything, whatever happens SHE get "Gets Back Up" and works her ass of even more than she was.

So with that said - Cher could buy your stinking ass over and over again and not even blink- She has EARNED the right to say whatever the hell she wants and I hope that she continues to do so.


Rock on Cher- You have my nomination! So here is the PLAN of attack-

If every FAN and I mean the DIE HARD Cher Fan would PURCHASE the single "You haven't seen the last of me" RECORDS would be broken and then we could send a message loud and clear that SHE ROCKS- and always will-

Repost this on your twitter pages and Facebook and lets get the message out- Get the song HERE-

Monday, January 24, 2011

I thought I had seen it all- But this indeed TOPS the cake. No matter how hard I try some people I will never understand.

fashion fail - Pants can be Crucial

Spoiler Alert! Oprah's big secret REVEALED- She has a long lost brother!

Ted Williams




Federal center hopes to spur drug research, A BILLION DOLLARS OF OUR MONEY-

Federal center hopes to spur drug research - Yahoo! News

WASHINGTON – Federal officials concerned about the slowing pace of new drugs coming out of the pharmaceutical industry have decided to start a billion-dollar government drug development center to help create medicines.

When is Washington going to get concerned with the millions of people who cant find a JOB? A Billion Dollar "Drug Research Center" Are you freaking kidding me? A Billion dollars of OUR money and most people cant afford to buy FOOD?

This is sickening to even read something such as this. Think about it folks, A BILLION DOLLARS-



Jack Murphy and the idiots at 107.5 WKZL

This was a question posted on their website? And Im sitting here thinking to myself... OK it is 600am in the morning and people are getting up for work, getting the kids together, WHO in the hell would even think of a question like this? Has everyone lost touch with reality these days?


What is the purpose behind this Question ON A MORNING SHOW? The stupidity of what is going on all around us is well just mind blowing.

107.5 KZL Murphy Show Here: If your penis was removed by accident by a doctor during surgery. If you were to sue, how much would you ask for?

Sunday, January 23, 2011

Funny Facebook Status Messages. Women are SO lucky! They get fat, they get big boobs, we get fat, our wiener just looks small.

How to get out of Jury Duty - Start every sentence with "According to Prophecy"

Jokelopedia: The Biggest, Best, Silliest, Dumbest Joke Book EverThe Book of Anecdotes and Budget of Fun; containing a collection of over one thousand of the mostlaugh able sayings and jokes of celebrated wits andhumorists.

Smartass Faceboon Status - wishes there was an app that let you reach threw the computer and slap people..

What is wrong with this Picture?


Hallucinogenic Bath Salts Legally Sold In Ga. - News Story - Cleopatra's fountain of youth secrets exposed.

Hallucinogenic Bath Salts Legally Sold In Ga. - News Story - WSB Atlanta

Cleopatra's Secret Bath GrainsThis is a very interesting story - People are so broke that they are snorting Bath Salts. Yes its true people and from my research into this thousands are flocking to "Smoke Shops" to get some this stuff. I wonder if it is the same stuff sold at Bed Bath and Beyond?

Human Being are amazing and will always find a way to get "Outta their minds" According to researchers people are snorting this stuff as it has the same chemical make up as cocaine. Lousianna has already banned it's sell and many more states are following suit.

Cleopatra was a coke whore apprantly as she used "Bath Salts" in her 13 daily baths that she took every day! Now we know why.

Cleopatra: A LifeCleopatra: A Biography (Women in Antiquity)Crushed Pearl Collection - Complete Set - Body Scrub, Ashes, Cleopatra's Bath, Indigo Cream





Zsa Zsa Gabor heading home from hospital- But making a stop and the IHOP for some pancakes

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