Friday, February 11, 2011

The Truth Behind Slots Las Vegas Gambling

Quick tip # 1 for getting the most out of your money in Vegas- All that Glamor and Glitz on the strip was NOT built by paying out big jackpots! Listen closely! Any slot machine is a gamble and we all know how they love to eat our money.

When you get ready to drop some cash - Do it on Fremont Street, or any of the older casinos in Vegas- That is where your chances of winning are better.

For the Record, Humble does NOT mean poor! Humble means I have no attachments to your expectations

Lady GaGa "Born this way" Release! Express Yourself? Madonna?

Go to fullsize imageSimply loves the new release, but am I the only that thinks this almost sounds like Madonna's Express Yourself? A little weird because she really does sound like Madonna! Just sayin.





The Fame Monster [Explicit]

Anderson Cooper announces her taking over as President of Egypt! From an undisclosed location of course

Anderson Cooper hi-res pictures

Joyce Carol Oates writes memoir of TRUTH

Joyce Carol Oates

That she is the real wife of popeye

PopeyeAnything Book, Funny Pages, Ruled: Popeye (Anything Book Funny Pages, Ruled Series)Popeye the Sailor: 1941-1943, Vol. 3

Obama? Hello?

Barack Obama

Just for Men Shampoo-In Hair Color, Darkest Brown 50, Packaging May Vary, 1 application, (Packof 3)Just for Men Shampoo-In Hair Color, Real Black 55, 1 application Case of 3

First photograph of infant Prince Philip revealed! Boy this sure does change things! All I can say is WHY? Who gives a rats ass?

In this 1922 photo provided by the Royal Collection on Thursday, Feb. 10, 2011, shows Prince Philip of Greece, later to become the Duke of Edinburgh,

OK for all you news freaks out there? Who is really in charge in Egypt now? Sara Palin or Hillary? Which is it?

The confession app for the iPhone! Yes its real

You can now get instant forgiveness on the confession app for the iPhone right from the comfort of your mistresses bed! Amazing huh!

Funny Facebook Status Messages - Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.

ListenListen

Lindsey Lohan s Pacifier

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Only the best in Facebook status messages! With all that Farming, Harvesting, Mafia Hits, running across the frontier- No wonder you dont have time to find a job!

Willpower's Not Enough: Recovering from Addictions of Every KindAddiction

Barbie's Facebook? Barbie has an awful lot of nice things for a girl whose knees do not bend.

Barbie A Fashion Fairytale Transforming Fashion Doll

Beware of Witchdoctors Facebook status messages -Brace yourself---Sticking a pin in your voodoo doll-----

The Voodoo Hoodoo Spellbook

Facebook and Jewish Doctors? wondering if Jewish doctors get paid for doing circumcisions, or just get to keep the tips.

Skechers Little Kid/Big Kid Bikers-Tippy Toes Sneaker,Chocolate/Light Pink,4 M US Big Kid

Porn-star Facebook status - Jenna Jameson went on Twitter & called Chelsea Handler a "dried up old whore". I have 3 words 4u, Jenna. Pot. Kettle. Black.

Kitty Facebook status messages - certain that my cat, as she lies here “purring” beside me, is plotting ways to kill me in my sleep. Or at least a clever plot that will ultimately end up in me finding a turd in my shoe in the morning.

The Killer [Blu-ray]The Killer

The Best Facebook status message! is at home snorting Dorito dust.

Dust

Funny Facebook Status Messages - I'm tired of messing around with whores on the weekends, I want a girl who holds the proper values in life. I want a girl that can stay faithful to her honey, a girl that could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

Funny Facebook Status Messages -If you rape a prostitute..is it considered rape or shoplifting? just wondering...

Love at First Flight

The Army's newest recruiting ad!


Found on the bathroom wall in South Carolina! 

Thursday, February 10, 2011

Facebook "Though of the Day" Living a happy successful like only comes when you "think" you can live a better life and then get on a plan to "make it happen" even if it means a little pain and suffering to get there- But more so- taking your eyes OFF what everyone HAS or is doing- That is real peace- Just sayin

What do you really need in this life to be Happy?

Just thinking about "Looking" at what everyone else has and thinking on the things that you don't. You see - the system is set up to make us think we need all these things, and then more things - and just when we think we are happy and satisfied - BOOM - They bombard us with "more" things that most would sell their soul to the devil to get.



Living a happy successful life is NOT about having everything that Wal-mart puts on "sale" every week. It is a downward cycle that will have you working yourself to death. Dont buy into it.

Peace of mind comes when you can look at your paycheck and know that most of it will be yours- That's peace.

"Thought of the day" Do I really need that? 

Just sayin..

Happy: Simple Steps to Get the Most Out of LifeHappy for No Reason: 7 Steps to Being Happy from the Inside Out


Judge tells Lohan she's no star in his courtroom

Lindsay Lohan

This Fucker is kidding right?