Saturday, March 5, 2011

What does Charlie Sheen smoke when he's not humping Camels?

RJR marketing campaign? Smoke the Camel? Hump the Camel?

OK here is my theory...Look close at this pack of Camel Lights! Call me crazy BUT does it NOT look like there is another Camel Humping the big Camel? And the caption? "HAPPY HUMP DAY" Attention to detail is everything people! Is this some kind of subliminal message from RJR? Buy some Camels- get humped...No I am not crazy, look at the picture..

Phil Collins calling it Quits?

Say it's not so Phil Dang..

If I had a monkey I would train him to throw SHIT on Gadaffi...Just sayin

Westboro Baptist Church Quotes- I am so glad that REAL people are not involved in this so called church.

Just degenerate family, 13 kids and 54 grandchildren, all of whom are queers. Yep I said it.

Inspirational Quotes for Facebook! If I had monkey I would train him to throw shit at Charlie Sheen, just sayin

Jesus Christ has a Facebook?

Yes he sure does, I would love to see the "Check In Option" on this one.

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Friday, March 4, 2011

Charlie Sheen on the Nancy Grace Show! Tweets from Charlie!

Just got invited to do the Nancy Grace show... I'd rather go on a long road trip with Chuck Lorre in a '75 Pacer....

Picture the two of them on the same show! Nancy Grace? I mean what is she going to do for Charlie? LMAO

Wondering why Charlie Sheen isn't all over the TV today so I can make fun of him....He is probably ODED somewhere ...sigh

Thanks for "Checking In". Now I know the place to avoid.

Funny Facebook Status Messages - Dude! That cross-eyed girl at the bar is looking at you

Funny Facebook Status Messages - likes poetry, long walks on the beach.... and poking dead things with a stick.

Northwestern University uses hand drill ....Barb?

Go to fullsize imageCHICAGO — Northwestern University found itself at the center of a furor Thursday after a sexuality professor known for racy lessons allowed students to stay after a lecture to witness a couple using a mechanized sex toy.

This fucker used a Hand Drill attached to a dildo on his finance in front of the entire class! My question would be what in the hell was he trying to "Teach"? I am not a prude and taking into consideration it is a progressive college that teaches "Thinking outside the box" IT Should not be mis-constrewed as "Drilling inside the box"

In all my years of blogging about the stupidity of the human condition this has to take the cake, or should I say the "Box" I am still confused as to what exactly he was trying to teach these young people? Was he trying to show them how to dig the cottage cheese out of street whores? 

I heard through a source here at stupid that he was exposing a "Trick" coined by Bill Clinton, only this time it was not cigar. Poor Hillary..I mean a drill, I know she "Stone Cold" but dang. He should have used a "Jack Hammer" The result would have been better-  The cottage cheese drilling would have been "Blue Cheese"! ROCK on DOUCHE-BAGS! Your making me rich!

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

"I'm untouchable. I'm Charlie Sheen! I'm more famous than Obama!" "Oh Shit! There Goes My Kids!!!!" ~Charlie Sheen

Westboro Baptist Church Thanking God for dead Soldiers?

Im sure they are churning the fires of hell for you all. Suck it!
Westboro Baptist Church: Sara Phelps of Westboro Baptist Church in Topeka Kansas stands

And yes this is actual picture taken from their webiste.

Charlie Sheens first Tweet!

Hey yall, wassss upppp? Yep im FKED up addain, ...

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

What is causing the earthquakes in Arkansas?

I am almost sure that it is NOT natural gas drilling as suspected! Sources reveal that it could be Bill Clinton meeting up with Monica in the woods, ya know hiding from Hillary! Just thinkin..

Charlie Sheen Dead? Hoax?

Sources close to STUPID reveals that Charlie Sheen could have possibly overdosed this afternoon? (Eugene) Truth? Rumors? Which is it?

Chesty Love Claims "TITS" as Tax Deductions! Talking Tom weighs in..

She fought the IRS and WON claiming that her IMPLANTS where tax Deductible! Talking Tom weighs in on this one!

Want to spice up your relationship with Facebook?

Then download a skin to make Facebook fun and exciting! Bringing back sexy to Facebook! You heard it here first! Below is my Facebook all sexed up! Thanks Barb! Check it out!

Curious George in the SnowThe Complete Adventures of Curious George: 70th Anniversary EditionCurious George Goes to an Ice Cream Shop

Facebook Selling us out - Can we live without FACEBOOK?

According to the Huffington Post, Facebook is moving forward in a plan to sell YOUR information to third party websites. I am thinking is anyone really surprised by this? No matter what you do now, what you have done in the past is stored in a massive data center somewhere, so once you signed up to SHARE your life with the entire world, you fucked yourself. Just sayin.

In regards to personal privacy, there is none- So in protesting I'm going to post a pic for the assholes greed munching shit eaters at Facebook everytime I decide to take a dump! Enjoy!

Only in America would we give a shit about WHAT Charlie Sheen has to say! Find a bus Douchebag!

Facebook Status Wars! Who has the BEST? nevermind 'dislike', facebook needs to add a 'nobody really gives a shit' option

Sh*t My Dad SaysPassive Aggressive Notes: Painfully Polite and Hilariously Hostile WritingsYou'll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again: One Woman's Painfully Funny Quest to Give It Up

Facebook Status Wars! A couple lesbians I know just got me a Rolex...I was confused at first then I realised they must have misunderstood me when I told them "I wanna watch."

Status AnxietyThe Status Syndrome: How Social Standing Affects Our Health and Longevity

Libyan leader has a new look in hopes of holding onto the country and the Billions!

Things that piss me off....I woke up this morning hungry within minutes I had a nice big bowl of Brown Sugar Oatmeal topped with Honey and a Diet Dr Pepper in hand, THEN my Alarm suddenly goes off on the Dryer (Alerting me to clean the LINT FILTER)..Well you guessed it, I ran my hand down the filter and there was at least an inch of lint that came off, guess where the blob of lint ended up? Tear

Screen legend Jane Russell dead at 89 -

Screen legend Jane Russell dead at 89 -

Thoughts to the Family!

Monday, February 28, 2011

Clinton noted Monday that U.S. humanitarian teams have been dispatched to Libya's borders at Tunisia and Egypt. Washington has set aside an additional $10 million for humanitarian aid, including medical supplies, she noted.

Yo Hillary! Where is the humanitarian money for American Citizens?

Smoke Weed? Grow Weed? Whats next for Walmart?

weGrow, 'Wal-Mart Of Weed,' Set To Open In Sacramento

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Seems that things just keep getting craizer by the moment? I mean what in the hell will "Big Money" do to survive? The world's largest retail chain that sells worthless shit from China is now allowed to sell "Weed" What nots? What in the hell is next Wal-CRACK? Wal-Herion?

It is simply amazing to me that millions of people's lives have been runied for selling and smoking this shit, and now that the world has gone to shit, They are going to let Walmart Sell and promote this shit to take even MORE of our money! What a damn Joke!

Yes you heard it here! What's next for Walmart? I fathom that they will get into the "porn" making industry and have homemade videos of people in those freaky hover rounds gettin it on!