Thursday, March 10, 2011

ITS A SERIOUS VIRUS LINK- SO IF ANYONE SEES THIS SHIT- DO NOT- CLICK ON THE LINK! READ THIS : Charlie Sheen Not Dead, But Virus Spreads On Facebook Mar 10, 2011 ... Be careful. A virus is spreading rapidly, primarily through Facebook, claiming that Charlie Sheen is dead.

Drunk Facebook Status Messages - says Jack and Jill went up the hill so she could lick her candy but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock cuz Jill's real name is Randy .

Jack & Jill (Alex Cross)Jack and Jill

Drunk Facebook Status Messages -says The shorter the jokes the funnier they are.....Just like cocks.

Yes they are real!

Tina's Dirty Sex Adventure with a Black ManNew HFC Black Spring Loaded Cock and Shoot Airsoft Pistol Good Weight & Feel Shoots Around 220 FPS Full Scale 1/1

Drunken Facebook Status Message - has just made a movie in honor of a game..Call of Booty: Operation Black cocks

Yes they are real!

Why the Cocks Fight: Dominicans, Haitians, and the Struggle for HispaniolaTristram Shandy - A Cock and Bull Story

Drunk Facebook Status Messages - What's the difference between Vaseline and Super-glue? About 4 hours sat in the A+E department with my hand glued to my cock ! :(

Yes they are real!

Aim and IgniteFun Roller

Drunk Facebook Status Messages - Yes they are real! looking forward to a good spatch-cocking tonight....

Jokelopedia: The Biggest, Best, Silliest, Dumbest Joke Book Ever777 Great Clean Jokes

Dalai Lama says he'll give up political role, Charlie Sheen rushes to apply for the job

Jobs returning Brace yourself and hope that you look good with a name tag on! Welcome to Mcdonalds!

Jobs returning — but good ones not so much - Yahoo! News

I can see it now! All those middle class snootie housewives working the Drive-THUR!

Roberta Walker,Erin Brockovich back in Hinkley testing water - Yahoo! News

Erin Brockovich back in Hinkley testing water - Yahoo! News

If I am correct in reading this story I assume that the settlement money is gone? Scratching my head on this one. How in the HELL do you lose 335 million dollars to "Bad Investment's, and Lawyers Fees? And why did these people stay in Hickley to begin with? WHO with any amount of common sense would choose to stay within miles of contaminated land that had causes and entire family to be stricken with Cancer?

600 residents left the town of Hickley, but she choose to stay because she liked the landscape? You have got to be kidding me on this one. Roberta I am truly sad that your family has endured all that you have because of that power plant, but take some sound advice! Get the HELL out this time, SELL the HOUSE to them take the money and run away! That simple.

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Sexy up your Facebook Status - Some people where NEVER meant to be seen NAKED- That simple

Yes its a MAN'S world.

There are two things that must be establised here. How many MEN have you ever heard say "I have to and tinkle, pee, etc. You haven't unless they are wearing "Crocks" then it might be acceptable.


Fact of life.

The Man's MAN.



Thank You ADAM Sandler for NOT DYING!

Gas PRICES skyROCKET when the news of ADAMS death spread! 12.00/gallon...

Adam Sandler is Not Dead, and He Did Not Die In Another Snowboarding Accident Continue reading at Adam Sandler Dead 2011 Death Hoax? Snowboarding Accident?

Yet another fake celebrity death rumor started to circulate on Monday March 7, about how funny-man Adam Sandler had died.

This is not Sandler's first celebrity death hoax either, at the end of December 2010, it was circulated that the actor had died in a snowboarding accident when he had hit a tree.

There is speculation that the snowboarding incident may also have been what killed him this time, but he is very much alive, and has not been killed.

Continue reading at Sandler Dead 2011 Death Hoax? Snowboarding Accident? | NowPublic News Coverage

Adam Sandler Dead?

Tell me it is NOT so...Story Developing

Actor Adam Sandler is reported to have died shortly after a snowboard accident earlier today - March 9, 2011.

The actor & novice snowboarder was vacationing at the Zermatt ski resort in Zermatt, Switzerland with family and friends. Witnesses indicate that Adam Sandler lost control of his snowboard and struck a tree at a high rate of speed.

Adam Sandler was air lifted by ski patrol teams to a local hospital, however, it is believed that the actor died instantly from the impact of the crash. The actor was wearing a helmet at the time of the accident and drugs and alcohol do not appear to have played any part in his death.

Additional details and information will be updated as it becomes available. This story is still developing

About Zermatt Ski Resort - While neighboring Gstaad is one of the world's top resorts with its three five-star hotels and St. Moritz is more popular, most rank Zermatt as Switzerland's top resort. A remarkably peaceful getaway, the village is peaceful thanks to its car-free environment. Amazingly picturesque, Zermatt holds the world's second biggest lift-served vertical drop and receives huge snowfalls thanks to its altitude.

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

How to apply as Charlie Sheen Intern?

I did and I failed- Tear - I just got off the phone with Charlie for my interview for the intern position----Think I failed, I told him if I had a monkey Id train it to throw shit at him....Sigh

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Monday, March 7, 2011

How to avoid paying checked baggage fees?

Sara Palin Lashes out at Kathy Girffin - CAT FIGHT!

Hey Sara! You are public figure with  countless TV appearances, books and reality show,YOU have become a celebrity, and by accepting the fame and money that comes with her higher profile, You have opened yourself  up to scrutiny and parody.

Kathy Griffin has been making people laugh for many years- AND if you were in your position FOR the reasons YOU would like the world to believe YOU could at least laugh at the antics of Kathy Griffin. You lashing out at everyone that doesn't share your "Conservative" bullshit beliefs PROVES just what an idiot you really are!

You are the one that has "Pimped" out your children for the world to see so why would you be surprised that someone of Kathy Griffins stature would dare to pick on your kids? If you dont want the world talking about you then stay in Alaska and do your job as a mother and then you might not have anymore teen pregnancy's in your family.

We live in America! Kathy Griffin is laughing you all the way to the bank! Keep opening up your mouth, because every time you DO- You show the world just how stupid you really are! And you making Kathy Griffin very rich! 

I just figured out how to use my cock to slap the IPHONE?

Charlie Sheen has to be Tweeting from that IPHONE! That's it!

Reason to Not Get an IPhone - I laughed so hard my sides hurt and I was crying!

Reason to Not Get an IPhone - I laughed so hard my sides hurt and I was crying!

Cityville Secrets! Let the game load.

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When you get ready to play Cityville, I have discovered that if you have a rather big city you should let the game load for at least ten minutes, plus or minus a little depending on your Internet connection. If you attempt to collect  your "Bonus" coins it will be hard to collect when you try to click on them.

There is a substantial amount of bonus coins to gain, let the game fully load. Works every-time! Oh and while you waiting, surfing around on this site for some good laughs! Post your comments! 

Charlie Sheen is taking over Farmville with the Mardi Gras Mask Contest!

Farmville Now has Gas Mask and radiation suit to protect your avatar! Get it today!

'Slumdog' child star Rubina Ali

'Slumdog' child star loses home in Mumbai fire - "Rubina Ali"

Sad that she could have moved out of that shithole with all that money- Sad

Kellogg's Pop-tarts? but lets work on getting that frosting ALL the way out to the edges

I have been loving these things since I was a kid, but lets work on getting that frosting ALL the way out to the edges ok! Work on that..

Sunday, March 6, 2011

Working on this mobile blogging thing

Rooms To GO Deals? Should be ROOMS TO ROB!

I was just looking at Bedroom suits at ROOMS TO GO and I must say that I was in SHOCK at the prices! I mean am I just out of the LOOP, or is paying 700.00 to 900.00 for a mattress to sleep on crazy! That is complete ROBBERY! I would sleep in the floor ROOMS TO GO before I would pay the prices you are asking for that shit made in CHINA!

Wake up people! Dont fall for it! Shop around! There are better deals all over! ROOMS TO GO..You will not be getting a single cent of my money! NOW

Rip-Off: A Writer's Guide to Crimes of Deception (Howdunit)Stop the Investing Rip-off: How to Avoid Being a Victim and Make More MoneySway (The Rip-Off Artist Remix)

Where's Charlie? Mad on the loose! Catherine Adams I thought I saw him at Burger King smoking a crack rock and eating a Whopper

Crack Head (Triple Crown Publications Presents)Year of The Crack Mom (The Cartel Publications Presents)

Where is Charlie? Mad man on the loose! Debbie Haley Angel - I saw him at Food Lion buying tiger meat.

Post your thoughts on Facebook - Wondering what Cher is doing right now?

BurlesqueBurlesque - Original Motion Picture Soundtrack