Saturday, March 26, 2011

Defending the single man? Reading the Tampon box while dumping? Don't lie YOU do it.

You don't know how many times I have read the back of a Tampon box while taking a SHIT because most bathroom are littered with WOMEN'S stuff! WHY?. According to studies, and this is true, women have an estimated 300 items in the bathroom to keep themselves together and MEN have only about 5. WHY?

So I ask what in the HELL could a woman possibly do with 300 items in the bathroom? The only person that I could see keeping 300 items in the shitter is Joan Rivers.

After awhile she will need a hammer and nails to keep that shit together.Pygmoelian Sorry Joan (Retire)




Messages to post on Twitter, Divorce: When your wife stops screwing you, and her lawyer starts

Divorce American StyleDivorce His

Facebook Status messages to copy and paste! Have at it! Every time I pull a flash drive out of a computer I feel like James Bond

Casino RoyaleGoldeneyeDr. No

Friday, March 25, 2011

Celebs die in threes? Yes, sad to say

Latest Celebrity Death- PLEASE: join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community... The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes to the belly. He was done. Doughboy was survived by his wife Play Dough, three children, John Dough, Jane Dough, and Dosey Dough, ...


Westboro Baptist will be boycotting....

Rihanna posting on Twitter? Spelling mishaps?

rihanna Rihanna
I swear this shit is... Fuckin Rihdiculous "@_HumbleTeenLad: Omdz @Rihanna 9th 02 show is officially sold out Cum on that must be a Record"




I thought I was the only one that had Spelling Challenges! Love Rihanna, But babe! I dont think that is hoe  how you spell COME? (Cum) LMAO. See above! I wonder what she really had on her mind. Hugs! Just saying.

Rihanna: Barbadian Superstar(dom)The Next Three DaysToy Story 3

Who can I follow on Twitter?

Me




The Facebook Status Message - so I went ahead and gave Jesus the wheel but I still crashed my car and got a dui

My Best Friend's GirlGood Luck ChuckEmployee of the Month

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Funny Facebook Status Messages, This whole smoking thing really sucks, sorta wish they would outlaw them, then I'd sell them instead of smoking them...

Faster (2010)Winter's BoneInception

DalaiLama Welcome to the official twitter page of the Office of His Holiness the 14th Dalai Lama.





You must be kidding me? I think I will follow him with some of my nonsense. Just another very rich ass.

Jaden Smith DEAD? Latest Internet DEATH hoax?

Jaden Smith -- I'm Not Dead


Nobody really figured you where- If it were me, Id let the fuckers think I WAS dead! Just sayin.

Jennifer Hudson at LAX tells reporters 'Im watching my weight, not Idol! ROCK on Jennifer! You look GREAT!



Subway Spaghetti Brawl Video In NYC "Oh no you didn't" Ms. Piggy deserved to get that ass tapped.

Superdad thinks- After watching this video, nothing ever seems to amaze me. There was NOTHING wrong with the girl eating the spaghetti on the subway, she wasn't bothering anyone, she wasn't dropping food all over the place. What is apparent is that the lady running off at the mouth did seem like she was little pissed ( She probably was hungry as hell) from the looks of that gut!




So Kudos to spaghetti  girl for standing your ground, and to the WHALE. Go get your own spaghetti. But wait, you probably cant afford it- so bring you a sack of Oreo's next time, that should hold you over till you can get home and raid the fridge- Oh and you didn't look pretty funny getting your ass beat! LOSER

If you want to watch the video CLICK HERE

Good Day

Your house is on fire. Everyone else who lives there is safely outside along with all of your pets. You can grab just one thing before escaping the flames. What would you take?



Man Who Had Sex With Horse Released From Prison - Winston-Salem

Man Who Had Sex With Horse Released From Prison - Winston-Salem News Story - WXII The Triad

You have to READ this entire story! This man was raping a damn HORSE! AND giving it infections! They should investigate his past! I would imagine they would find alot of interesting stuff! This my friends is just WRONG on so many levels.

Poor Horse...What I learned from this? Know your neighbors and for Christ sake's GET A VIDEO Surveillance  system.

Lorex LIVE SD7 Wireless Digital Security System


Born This Way is #1 for the 6th week in a row on Billboard, + hit #1 on TOP 40 too! You are so bad ass lil monsters: so I have a surprise!

Just wow! $$$$ get it girl!

Born This Way


Wow. Just wow. Westboro Chuch is going to protest at Liz Taylor's funeral...because she was such a great activist.

Hope Michael's ghost runs them over or something.

BREAKING NEWS: Japan Earthquake | Syria | Libya News | United Kingdom | Royal Wedding|......Only in American Media! LOL I dont think the "Royal Wedding" is breaking news...Already over it.

Yeti Uncovered...How many Yeti's do you know that wears Cowboy Hats? What a load of shit!

Bigfoot

Facebook status message: Grandma say "phone iz devil". Well wtf would she think of smartphones and facebook???.

Facebook status message: Aww Everybody Everybody you took me easy then you let me go...