Friday, April 22, 2011

Facebook Advice on Breakups - The best way to get over a breakup- Dump all thier shit on the front pourch- Find a bar and someone just as fucked up as you and wala- Over it! Works everytime.

Facebook Advice of the day (repost) - In the words of the ETERNAL BADASS, maybe I'm to good for you! just fucked up it took this long to see it.

Cher - The Farewell TourBelieveThe Very Best of Cher - The Video Hits Collection

Facebook Advice for the day: When is the last time you looked in the mirror and realized that YOU have totally settled for second best-

Facebook Advice for the day : When you set out to destory someone else through words because YOU have issues - (Viagra) YOU have just destoryed anything that person had for you.

Suck It, Wonder Woman!: The Misadventures of a Hollywood GeekThe Bedwetter: Stories of Courage, Redemption, and PeeHarry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 1

Don't Tattoo A Crime Scene On Your Chest | Tosh.0 Blog

Don't Tattoo A Crime Scene On Your Chest | Tosh.0 Blog

IT gets worse. The People of Facebook

Facebook advice of the day - Ya know in most situations there is only one word that needs to be spoken - DONE. Will save you ALOT of headache in the future. I bet there's an app for that.

McCain Praises Libyan Rebels In Benghazi

McCain Praises Libyan Rebels In Benghazi

Why is a representative of the United States Government praising LYBIA rebels?

Obama asking why gas so expensive? That's just plain stupid. They know why. Do you?

Mars Discovery Dry Ice Lake Scientist suggest Human life could never live on Mars -There is no cell phone coverage.

Social media-inspired protests leave dozens dead in Syria. In the future they wont need any more History Books, Just Facebook.

Oprah reveals new shoe line for Fall.

Newest item to hit Wal-mart stores in the fall! THE nutsack pillow! Even comes in pink!

Obama after the Texas interview.

Trump plans to hit the campaign trail early!

How to survive Nuclear Fallout? I want a house like this! Amazing!

Apple has hidden things inside the iphone, think about this the next time you put your phone in bed with you! Who is watching?

Seinfeld cancels Trump

Seinfeld cancels on Trump after Obama comments – The Marquee Blog - Blogs: "Seinfeld had agreed to do the benefit back in January, but according to his manager, he became “increasingly uncomfortable” with Trump’s questioning of Obama’s citizenship."

Looks like I have to side with the "ragtop" on this one. Jerry SHOULD have kept his obligation to the children and left that political bullshit at home. That simple. Funding children with cancer vs Obama's birth certificate? Not real important now is it?

Ricki Lake's returning to daytime TV

Ricki Lake's returning to daytime TV – The Marquee Blog - Blogs:

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Funny Facebook! ‎"I think politicians should wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers so we could identify their corporate sponsors."

Secret things you may not know is hidden inside your iphone.

Witty Facebook Status Messages - With so many fundamental christians in this country, I have often wonder why we still need judges.

Obama to investigate high gas prices - Gas prices hell, they need to investigate Washington.

Obama says new task force will examine gas prices - Yahoo! News

Donald Trump I'm worth what I feel? That is complete bullshit Donald.

I feel as though I have 20 million sitting in the bank. But I just used my effin credit card for a coffee at Mcdonalds. Oh a lighter note, can you imagine what this fucker looks like when he wakes up in the morning? OMG. If your worth so much the do something about that hideous hair.

Another reason American Media is pushing the United States further down into the sinking hole of degenerates.

Few will understand this post- Leave comment if you get it.

Thursday, April 21, 2011

studies show that way you

studies show that way you look is sometimes better than a college degree. sad.

˙dlǝɥ ǝsɐǝld ˙ƃuılıǝɔ ǝɥʇ oʇ pǝdɐʇ ʇɔnp uǝǝq sɐɥ

No more gambling in Las Vegas for these BITCHES-Woman dies after botched buttocks surgery - US news - Crime & courts -

Woman dies after botched buttocks surgery - US news - Crime & courts -

Are they sure they where from Colombia? Look more like India to me.

Easter Bear Sighting Causes Stir In Yadkinville Neighborhood

Bear Sighting Causes Stir In Yadkinville Neighborhood - Winston-Salem News Story - WXII The Triad

I'd rather have this thing in my yard more than some of my neighbors.

Easter Bunny Status Messages for Twitter - I hope the Easter Bunny is Female and has her period in a shark tank.

The Best Status Message for Easter on Facebook, ıɟ ʎon ɐɹǝ ɹǝɐpıuƃ ʇɥıs ʇɥǝu ʎon ʍıll ɹǝɐlızǝ ʇɥɐʇ ıɯ ɥolpıuƃ ʇɥǝ ǝɐsʇǝɹ qnuuʎ qʎ ıʇ,s ʇɐıl sɥɐʞıuƃ onʇ ɐll ʇɥǝ ɔɐupʎ˙

Funny Easter Facebook Statuses. Yesss! I can finally wear my Easter Bunny outfit to Mcdonalds and not get kicked out!

The funniest things to say on Facebook for Easter - Sure hopes someone gave the Easter Bunny a gas mask for when he hops on over to Japan. Just sayin

Witty and Humorous Easter Messages. Repost! Easter is upon us once again, to all my Facebook friends and Family, NO peeps this year- Only Gas Cards. Thanks

Facebook Easter Bunny Status Messages to repost! I think the Easter Bunny is in charge of Skynet.

Easter Repost Status for Facebook - Just draged myself in from the club and I stepped on something furry in the yard! I think I just killed the Easter Bunny.

Easter Bunny Status Messages Facebook Twitter - Note to Easter Bunny- No candy this year please- Only Gas Cards.

Happy Easter Status Repost! Happy New Year everyone! ROCK on! LOL

Skynet now taking over Cityville

Skynet is shutting down Farmville. Please NO

Mcdonalds National Hiring Day! The first employee hired out of 50,000.

Warning sign you may be addicted to Facebook and Twitter.

Stacey Matthews Warrant Issued for Driver in McDonald's Crash - WJW - Another reason to not eat at Mcdonalds.

Warrant Issued for Driver in McDonald's Crash - WJW

I cannot fathom what in the hell was so damn important that this lady just ran people over in the parking lot. Was this over a freaking JOB at Mcdonalds? Come on people- is this even real? Still scratching my head on this one. Could it be that one got more frys than the other?

OH wait- Im sorry this is America, you can do shit like this, then get a slap on the wrist, put the weave back on and get right back out in the street! There ares NO words for the punishment I think BOTH of these girls should get.

HEY DUMBASS- listen up- You were not raised in a barn! Grow up, set some goals in life and move on! Everybody can't be a freaking Gansta no matter how much weave you bought at the Dollar Store.

If I had Facebook in 1985 - OMG at the mall getting some new Jordache

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Another reason to NOT get an iphone - Your iPhone Is Tracking Your Every Move

Your iPhone Is Tracking Your Every Move

Yes it's true they are tracking and storing every location right through your iphone and you didn't even know it. And what's even more interesting is that they store it behind a firewall - meaning a court order is needed to get the info on your "activity's" So if this information is NOT needed then why are they storing it in the first place?

Note to married - Ditch the iphone before you visit the town whore. Just sayin.

Obama to Texas Reporter- Shut the fuck up and let me finish, And don't ever challenge me again.

Well not really, BUT the sentiment of Government to the people is "SHUT THE HELL UP" and give us more and more- Don't ask questions. Last time I checked WE can question anything we want- YOU are employed BY the American People.

Texas Burning on 4/20 - Keep these people in your good thoughts.

The history of 420

Interesting, but nevertheless Bullshit. Just sayin.

Zahra's Dad Out Of Jail, But Monitored - Winston-Salem News Story - WXII The Triad

Zahra's Dad Out Of Jail, But Monitored - Winston-Salem News Story - WXII The Triad

Animal Advocacy DO not buy from PET STORES that buy's DOGS from Puppy MIlls, YOU have the power- Use it.

Animal Advocacy | Humane League of Lancaster County

Call the advocacy group in Lancaster County to see what you can do to help!

Phone: (717) 393‑6551 Email:

420 DAY? According to Twitter and Facebook the WORLD is FUCKED up today!

Zsa Zsa Gabor, 94, to become a new mother? - 04/19/2011 | Entertainment News from

Zsa Zsa Gabor, 94, to become a new mother? - 04/19/2011 | Entertainment News from

Hollywood Hookers on Facebook? Really? The ONLY thing good about crackhead Charlie Sheen is that it's giving us a break from Lindsay Lohan and the rest of Hollywood's hookers

Funny Status Messages on Facebook - Is it just me, or did former First Lady Barbara Bush remind you of George Washington?

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Happy Easter Status Messages - finds it satisfyingly funny that the initials for Valentine's Day are "V.D."


Dating Advice status messages, I really don't have time to date. My iTunes library is very high maintenance

Marriage Status Messages for Facebook! Marriage Advice? DON"T

SC Church Sign 'Playing With Poop'

SC Church Sign Advertises 'Playing With Poop' - Winston-Salem News Story - WXII The Triad

Bowers said his poop campaign is based on the fact that everyone poops and everyone sins.

We only want to bring recognition to our Lord,” Bowers said.

This is real? You want real? Mr C thinks that in this sad time that we live people (Even Preachers) will say or do just about anything to get the bucks! Its called Media WHORES- How in the HELL do you expect people to "Bring recognition to the Lord" By have a good old SHIT and then playing with it?

And then YOU handed out toilet paper after Sunday Service? Dude if you wanted to do stand-up then you should have moved to Hollywood. With that said I hope that people where not STUPID enough to fall for this marketing campaign to fatten your wallet, But they probably where.

Get a real JOB- You suck at this one.

Cheaters Facebook Status! I always call out my boyfriend’s name during sex..... Just to make sure he's not around.

Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Twitter - IS sitting here naked waiting to copy your status message

Who can I sue? The Ebay of LAW?

Just when you thought that there could not be anymore "Train Wrecks" This comes along. Yes it's real! You post your wanna be lawsuit and Attorneys fight over your claim like a bunch of hungry PIGS! What a joke! 

Only in America! 

Monday, April 18, 2011

Ronald Allen | Glenview Man Arrested for Pot, Cocaine. Whats in the car the officer asked, Ah just a bunch of POT and some cocaine. LMAO

Ronald Allen | Glenview Man Arrested for Pot, Cocaine, ADHD Meds

Baby Drinks Heavily Trashes Bar in Las Palmas

The Top 10 Tax Breaks -- THE TRUTH no words needed. I pledge Allegiance to the SUPER RICH!

The Top 10 Tax Breaks -- And How They Help The Wealthy The Most

Humorous Facebook status messages! what goes in must come out.... and.... you proved that sitting on the toilet this morning!!

Funny Facebook status messages to copy and paste! You better recognize my gansta YO!

McDonald's National Hiring Day April 19,2011

Mcdonalds Plans To Add 50,000 Employees for the Federal Government in order to keep campaign promises before the elections start!! Remember that! Change we can believe in! Oh the possibility's! 

Sunday, April 17, 2011

Blogger Jonathan Tasini sues Huffington Post! Only in America

Tasini's suit, which is seeking class-action status and was filed Tuesday in a New York U.S. District Court, argues that none of the $315 million AOL paid to buy the Huffington Post has gone to the writers and producers of the news and opinion website.

Here is the real deal in case you missed it before you started writing for Huffington. Number one ALL bloggers that write for them WRITE for FREE, something you knew in the beginning, in hopes of getting their work seen by as many as possible.

Once Huffington was sold to AOL for 350 million NOW you want some of the $$! There is no difference in ME working for a company and THAT company selling the business for BILLIONS to someone else. AM I entitled to then sue for some of that cash? No I am not! 

Stop wasting time and STHU- You deserve NOTHING and I hope you get NOTHING. Douche

Jennifer Hudson: Only in Hollywood can you for from this to THAT in under a year. Weight Watchers?