Saturday, May 21, 2011

Status for Judgement Day! Do you have your wings dusted and ready?


Funny Twitter Status Messages for Judgement Day! People are making Rapture jokes like there's no tomorrow.


Cant  wear Skinny Jeans on Rapture day! They wont fall off when it happens!


Facebook Status for Judgement Day! OMG where is EVERYBODY? "Yikes" :0


Judgement Day Facebook Status! I'm letting all my hoes pay me in pussy today AFTER all it's the END!


Judgement Day Status Messages for Facebook! OMG look at people trying to be the first one....has to be oprah.


Friday, May 20, 2011

Michael Jackson is ALIVE! Found living in Barb's rent trailor in Chicago with a mystery guest!



Cher's Birthday! Happy 35th Birthday Cher!!! ♥


The Magic Shop secret in Cityville!

The Magic Shop is a 3x3 sized business available in Cityville that is a reward for capturing Meredith the Magician. It appears in your inventory once you have a successful capture. 


It costs 8 energy to build and that is what most people do when they get it- No doubt you will have three of four in your gift box depending on how much you play the game.

But the Magic behind this little shop is that once you place it- REMOVE it with the bulldozer and you get a magical 15 thousand coins! 

Thursday, May 19, 2011

'Jersey Shore' Goes to Italy - Notice how nobody there really gives a shit!

24 hours left until the world ends! Think I will max out my AMEX


Doomsday church: Still open for business to the tune of 72 million dollars in revenue last year.


The real fun part of this story is that complete IDIOTS sent this Church 72 million dollars last year, all tax free of course.

Funny Facebook Status Messages - The meek may inherit the earth, but the shrewd will collect the rent.

The Green HornetThe King's SpeechHarry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 1

Funny Facebook - If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... 3cents.

Firefly: The Complete Series [Blu-ray]TangledTrue Blood: The Complete Third Season

Loud cell-phone talker removed from quiet car by police - Lakeysha Beard

Loud cell-phone talker removed from quiet car by police - Yahoo! News


She was just making an appointment with Jenny Craig- 





Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Jobless Americans Over 50 And Out Of Work: 'My Wife Doesn't Love Me Anymore; My Kids Don't Love Me' (VIDEO)

Over 50 And Out Of Work: 'My Wife Doesn't Love Me Anymore; My Kids Don't Love Me' (VIDEO): "jobless Americans"

City Ville Tips! Where are the foot sized Rats?

Cher has disappeared from Twitter- We hope all is well!


$10 million X Prize to be offered to develop a medical Tricorder that was used in Star Trek

$10 million X Prize to be offered to develop a medical Tricorder | Geek.com




Diane Sawyer, right, appears with Oprah Winfrey



Oprah Winfrey hugs Dakota Fanning


Im worth BILLIONS- Oprah


Clint Asaph shows off his painting of Oprah Winfrey as fans wait for the taping of The Oprah Winfrey Show Tuesday, May 17, 2011, HEY Chris! You should have used thicker brushes.


Oprah has street in Chicago named after her. It will cost the taxpayers 60 million dollars to widen it-



Tuesday, May 17, 2011

'America's Most Wanted' Canceled By Fox After 23 Years On Air ITS being replaced by Simon Cowell's talent show "The X Factor"

'America's Most Wanted' Canceled By Fox After 23 Years On Air

Only in America! Catching murders, rapist, child molester takes a back burner to Simon Cowell? Tell me it isn't so!




Funny Twitter Status updates - My penis is so big I decorate it at Christmas time

Gingrich says voters should judge his ability to lead now - You can not be judged on now, when you have always been a piece of crap- GO away!

Gingrich says voters should judge his ability to lead now - CNN.com


Schwarzenegger screwing the maid? Fathered a child? Wonder how much money from California was stolen to help raise the child?


There is NO way this did not get leaked out for 10 years- $$ was involved- Common practice among career politicians.


What can I say to amuse my Friends on Facebook? thinks that time flies when you're having a drunken blackout.

The Green HornetThe DilemmaCountry Strong

Funny Twitter Status updates- Got kicked out of Walmart for giving myself a breast exam. Apparently I misunderstood the purpose of a self check out line.

Gaga has invaded Farmville! The links they will go to, to get us! Amazing!


Monday, May 16, 2011

How To Get The Tavern In Cityville

The 5 collectibles in this collection are the Mini Fridge, Hot Tub, Television, Air Conditioner and Sofa Bed. You can get these by collecting rents from Upscale Condos and Hotel Suites. Once you have them, trade them in for the Tavern.



Here is the secret that no one told you- You can collect as many as you want in your inventory- Place them in the City and THEN sell them by using the remove option BEFORE you use energy to BUILD- and it will give you 5,000 coins! 



U.S. hits debt ceiling: Interesting that we can still give Pakistan 35 BILLION smacks!

U.S. hits debt ceiling: Why it matters - May. 16, 2011

Sunday, May 15, 2011

Sheriff Blames Cheese For False Drug Test -

Sheriff Blames Cheese For False Drug Test - Winston-Salem News Story - WXII The Triad

Poor man spent four days in jail for a truckload of FOOD that was thought to be cocaine! What a joke! Gives a whole new meaning to cutting the "Cheese"!


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