Friday, June 17, 2011

SHIT BURGER SHIT BURGER! Your PISS and SHIT is now worth something DO NOT FLUSH!



Yep you guessed it- We brilliant human beings now figured a way to make "Hamburger" meat out of a big ole pile of SHIT. For some reason I thought that the McDonald's invented this process years ago? I wonder if I could use some ex lax and start a 'SHIT FOR SALE" business? Ya know, just shit in a bag and sell it to the highest bidder.

Interesting things going on in the world! I can honestly say that I will never eat a SHIT BURGER- I hear they are going to make BEER for the SHITBURGER out of PISS- READ THE STORY here! LMAO

Thursday, June 16, 2011

Confucius Facebook Status Messages - Confucius Say... Woman who wear wonderbra make mountains out of molehills.

Funny Facebook Status updates! If you are fugly, stop suggesting that "I need my beauty sleep." Have you looked in a mirror lately? Bitch please! You need to hibernate! ❤

Man uses shotgun to blast off painful wart - Rumor has it Anthony Weiner attempted to shoot off his Weiner because it has cost him his job!

Man uses shotgun to blast off painful wart - World news - Weird news - msnbc.com


Where is Paris Hilton?

Seems that Paris isn't news worthy anymore! What's up with that Paris? Killed any dogs lately? Snorted some cock "I mean COKE? LOL. Seems that the good folks of Japan had you in mind when they made this soup. You really should endorse! Would be a great PR campaign. Might even get you back in the news.




Hollywood Gossip! Weiner to star in porn film with YOU KNOW WHO?

It's just a rumor....I think






Weiner's wife's name is HUMA- I wonder what in the hell these people named the kids? Hamburger Weiner? French Fired WEINERS?

Weiner resigns he is leaving his wife for Twit HOE.

Weiner resigns after sexting scandal - CNN.com

Well not really, but it is about time he did the right thing. There is some sorta truth in all this though. This asshole says that he loves his wife, which is complete bullshit. As he was holding onto his Weiner in those pics it did not appear at the time that he had an ounce of love for his wife, what did appear is him thinking he was looking cool as hell and thinking he was going to bang these "many chics"

When it's all said and done- HE is sorry that he got his ass busted. PERIOD. I have no sympathy for someone that wants the cake AND the ICE-Cream. He will continue to be an online "predator" and he will continue to screw his wife over. People do not change because they get caught. They just make it more difficult to get caught. But in the end KARMA is a bitch, and I'd hate to see what happens to HIS Weiner.

Hope it ROTS off asshole.

Adele's 21 KNOCKS Gaga on her Ass.

Adele's 21 returns to #1 in its 16th week on The Billboard 200, displacing Lady Gaga's Born This Way.



Tear.


21

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

John Edwards MUG SHOT!


Let see here DOUCHE. YOU screwed around on your DYING wife all the while lying to the AMERICAN people? And you are SMILING in your MUG SHOT? Who the hell SMILES in a MUG SHOT? YOU are truly the definition of a worthless shitbag,  I mean DOUCHE BAG! 

Using the INTERNET to show how "Little" you are.

OK- If you are under the age of 18, DO NOT READ THIS. For the last two weeks some asshole that hacked my computer and spent countless hours attempting to destroy me and a friend of mine- YOUR an asshole. Just saying.

I understand that you FOLLOW this WEBSITE, That's cool and all- BUT I'm here to tell you. I'm not the stupid ass that you may think I am. Nothing you can say can or EVER will affect what I KNOW to be true. It must be real sad to think that you hate yourself that much.

You can email me, TEXT ME, post comments on this site, HACK my Facebook, I DONT give a good shit. NOW- Move along, NOTHING TO SEE HERE. Because when it's it all said and DONE and I look at myself  in the mirror, I say "DAMN your HOT" What do you say? Loser BITCH? Little MAN? Sad pathetic asshole?



Sicko: Oklahoma Man Kills Wife Of 30 Years After She Catches Him Watching Porn.

Sicko: Oklahoma Man Kills Wife Of 30 Years After She Catches Him Watching Porn, 

A Bethany Police affidavit states "He (Bartlett) stated Cathy came into the computer room, where he had been looking at pornography, and began yelling at him about a bank statement and thought he was ordering pornography. Reginald stated Cathy had slapped him on the side of the head, at which time he 'snapped.' He added he grabbed a knife and began stabbing her."

OK- my mouth is open on this one- Amazing the links people will go to deceive loved ones that they have probably been lying to for years! I'm thinking that WE all should just get DIVORCED- Have NO "special relationship with ANYONE, Just meet people ONLINE and plan out large orgy's in the middle of a cornfield.

Seems to me that is what we have become.



Monday, June 13, 2011

Selena Gomez pregnant with Justin Biebers Baby?

Celebrity Gossip | Entertainment News | Celebrity News | TMZ.com: "Selena Gomez -- Blood Pressure Issues"

Just thought I would offer some advice to the happy couple! BUT- since neither one of you can read thought Id just share some do's and don't's MR C style!


How to raise "Good Kids" Parenting advice from Dad!

Lady in store stopped and ask me how I had raised such "Good" children. I laughed and said, I don't know about good, BUT I just sat back and let them watch, was easy actually. She loudly proclaims, "WATCH WHAT" I replied, ME.

Fathers Day Status messages! "To be a successful father there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years"


Cher post pic of her feet on Twitter with the Tweet.


" New toes ! Claws & Paws! Rock on Feet! LOL Made my day! 



Chers Mother and Sister! Can you imagine the Havoc they reap when they all go out together! Beautiful



Fathers Day Status Messages for Twitter! "By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong."

Fathers Day Status Messages for Facebook! A man knows when he is growing old because he gets those long hairs growing out of his ears! Happy Fathers Day!

Those fuckers are EVIL! Looks like a Tarantulas crawling out! Snip Snip! But with that said! Last week I was driving to work and felt something running down my neck and proceeded to touch it- When I looked at my hand It was covered in BLOOD! I started screaming "I've been SHOT"



Then I remembered that I had just ran the razor over my ear a few minutes earlier because I seen this hair! OMG! Needless to say I bled for hours with everyone at work asking me "Dude what happened to your EAR" 

Happy Fathers Day from the SUPERFATHER himself! 




First photos of Giffords RELEASED! I will say that I HATE all politicians, BUT in the case..


From what I have read about Giffords since the attack SHE actually was a good leader and made some really great things happen out in the desert! These photos are amazing and I wish her the best of luck. 

Perdue becomes 1st NC gov to veto budget plan EVER in the HISTORY of North Carolina politics!

Perdue becomes 1st NC gov to veto budget plan | Deseret News WHY?


I told them and told them that I wanted a 6 million dollar a year account for my plastic surgery! My husband and his super RICH friends were also left out of the budget! Hello? Not happening! I am BEV and get what I want! 





Sunday, June 12, 2011

Why does Cityville crash and freeze up?


If the programmers would actually play the game instead of sitting around picking at their toenails and pissing in the bathroom floor then the game would actually be fun! Get RID of the people running and jumping all over the place and the game will run fine. Wow! that wasn't rocket science now was it?



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