Saturday, August 20, 2011

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez WORTH 58.5 million dollars! Suck it Bitches! You freaks eat Peanut Butter and Jelly! We dine on your stupidity!




Lady Gaga DEAD? The latest rumor that Lady Gaga was found dead in a hotel room is completely false, She was found dead in her kitchen after choking in an egg..Just sayin




Perez Hilton And Jessica Simpson Feud? Perez still Bullying?



According to the blogger, who is often soooo not accurate, Jessica Simpson was boozing it up at an Adele concert in L.A. last night.“Lots of drunken swaying and singing and falling; she had herself a real good time,” writes Perez.
Really? Perez? 

Not so, says Simpson herself. She took to Twitter to correct the record: “There are rumors that I was ‘drunk swaying’ at the Adele concert last night. That wasn’t drunk swaying, that was professional dancing!”

And so what if she was? Go ahead Jessica! Get your drink on! This is America! Last time I checked we can do what the hell we want! 




Animal Cruelty Facebook Status Messages!



Put this cat and dog on
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..(.|.|..|.|.).....(,,,)^(,,,) against animal cruelty!

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

BREAKING: In Latest Gaffe, Bachmann Says Fourth of July Happened in October




Katy Perry makes music history! Congrats!

Week Ending Aug. 14, 2011. Songs: Not Bad - Chart Watch:

"Katy Perry this week ties one of Michael Jackson's most cherished records. 'Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.)' becomes the fifth #1 single on the Hot 100 from Perry's Teenage Dream album. The only other album in pop history to spawn five #1 singles was Jackson's 1987 smash Bad. This of course makes Perry the first female artist to achieve the feat."



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Celebrity feet on Twitter! Cher and Kathy!




Michele Bachman just wished baby Jesus a Happy Birthday.

@yesisaidit4u: Michele bachmann just wish baby jesus happy birthday Shared via TweetCaster


Breaking news alert! Just heard Brittany Spears is getting her tits lifted! 15 thousand bucks!

Why is the hell was this comment just on my newsfeed? Who gives a shit Brittany. Hell put your tits on your back! Now that's breaking news.


Casey Anthony parents to be Dr. Phil. Going to reveal how they raised a monster.

Should be intresting to see how much she cries. Oh! One more question..is Dr Phil a real doctor? Or just a complete crosseyed dumbass? Just sayin..


Must have droid apps! My phone can now communicate with me! It is texting me that I need to drink water

Android app name: Drinking Water More info: http://www.android.com/market/#app=chickpin.water


Michele Bachmann wishes Elvis a happy birthday on the date of his Death! What a Douche! Does she think that we will vote for her dumbass?


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Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Man sheds 135 pounds brown bagging lunch!



Kyle Calderwood, 32, from New Jersey, lost 135 pounds by brown bagging his lunch instead of eating at the cafeteria. When he was at his largest, he weighed 333 pounds. Now he is a svelte and healthy 198 pounds and is able to complete tasks which were difficult if not impossible for him before.

Speaking to MSNBC's Today show, Mr Calderwood revealed that he was large through most of his life and after he got married his health started to deteriorate because of it. He said: 'I started to gain weight in the second grade and it never stopped. I was lucky enough I was never bullied because of my weight but I was never more than the fat, funny friend.

'Portions were a big problem for me. I would eat too much in one sitting and feel sick afterwards. After I got married, my wife and I started eating out three to four times a week. It was always something quick and fatty.

I would imagine that he saves a shitload of money as well! Take note people!

Taylor Swift gets some wind up her ass! "Wardrobe Malfunction"



Sunday, August 14, 2011

Fans Waiting to see Sugarland at Indiana State Fair Grandstands.



Fans waiting to see Sugarland attempt to hold up the stage after high winds blew the stage over at the Indiana State Fair Grandstands, Saturday, Aug. 13, 2011, in Indianapolis. About a dozen people are reported to have injuries after the stage collapsed.

Just awful! Sending good thoughts and energy to those affected!