Saturday, September 3, 2011

The Bitchslap train for Facebook and Twitter!

~~~▄▄██▌█ ░░░░ The Bitchslap TRUCK IS COMING░ ▐
▄▄▄▌▐██▌█ ░░I know a few people who need a ride░ ▐

Friday, September 2, 2011

What the fuck are you doing?

Happy Birthday Status Messages for Facebook!

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Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Plastic Surgery gone horribly wrong!


Woman Buys Fake, Wooden iPad.

Woman Buys Fake, Wooden iPad For $180 - Greenville News Story - WYFF Greenville:

After reading this I am convinced that the world has gone completely crazy. WHO would give random people 180.00 in a parking lot and not even open the box to see if the damn thing worked! Congrats! You now have a rather expensive piece of wood.

Michele Bachman posting on Twitter? This is the day that the lord has made! Hope everyone has a Happy Passover this weekend! Let us not forget the real reason behind why we celebrate July 4th. Happy Birthday Baby Jesus.

Create your own banner at!

Daryl Hannah, You are stupid.

This is attention seeking behavior. .Who cares what Ms. Hannah thinks. She is just an actress who no doubt drives a big SUV and eats caviar every night.

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Hollywood Predictions! Chaz Bono, Chers daughter will win on Dancing with the Stars! Just watch!


Funny Twitter Status lines! Dear Santa, I was framed.

Michele Bachmann has a book deal.

Following in the steps of the Palin Clan MB now has a book deal! I might add for what? I cannot fathom why anyone would want to offer her a book deal? What is next DWTS? On a rather positive note I hear her hubby is going to reinvent "Queer Eye" as the lead man!

Nancy Grace on Dancing with the stars? When did Nancy Grace become a star?

'Bad Mothering' Lawsuit Dismissed

'Bad Mothering' Lawsuit Dismissed As 'Petty Grievance':

Irene was an act of GOD Michelle Bachmann proclaims! I will cleanse the earth if elected!

Praise the Lord she proclaims! That Fucking Irene was a act of the almighty mutherfuckers, Yes it was I tell ya! Me and GOD and my gay husband WILL cleanse the earth of all sin and whoremongers! And while Im at it let me take a moment to wish everyone a Happy Easter!

The crowd broke out in dance right before they unleashed the snakes! 

Man accused of throwing son off cruise boat - You little SHIT! Shutup crying or Im feeding you to the Crocs!

Calif. man accused of throwing son off cruise boat - Yahoo! News:

Casey Anthony was seen nearby giving the man a thumbs up!

Fall Status Messages! Its Chilly outside....Smells of fall! I wonder if the kids in Children of the Corn got all excited when the seasons started to change like this?

Monday, August 29, 2011

Matthew Fox Bitch slapped a bus driver?

Matthew Fox arrested - Yahoo! News Search Results:

From the looks of this mug shot look like he is the one that got bitch slapped! Cry baby.

Positive thinking status for facebook

If we shall take the good we find, asking no questions, we shall have heaping measures. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Positive facebook status messages

It is important that you recognize your progress and take pride in your accomplishments. Share your achievements with others. Brag a little. The recognition and support of those around you is nurturing. - Rosemarie Rossetti