Saturday, September 10, 2011

Steve Jobs dead?

You know its going to be a bad day when you turn on cbs and hear that you have died when in fact your alive. My question is why do people care so much if he dies or not? I mean he isn't God?

Friday, September 9, 2011

Wall Street crashes? Again

Wall Street ends down after ECB discord - Yahoo! Finance:

Seems to be big news almost everyday! The climate of FEAR! One day the stock market is about to crash, the next day it's doing better than ever before in history! I wish these liars would make up their minds. Truth is they are making billions of dollars and laughing all the way to the bank with it, while WE sit at home and hoard canned goods-

Marriage Facebook Status! Funny! It has been determined, the most used sexual position for married couples is the doggie position. The husband sits up and begs. The wife rolls over and plays dead!!

I Only Work Out Because I'm Paid To, Hugh Jackman reveals to Men's Fitness!

How's that for a confession? At last a little truth from Hollywood!

Was Russell Armstrong murdered? His mom thinks so. Calling for an investigation. Well see..

Russell Armstrong's Family Thinks He Was Murdered -

Kim Kardashian Wants Her Own Makeup Line. I cant figure out which one of the Kardashian sisters Id like to push out a window first. Please go away.

hmm Lets see, your worth millions....Why? for what?

Ashton Kutcher Naked...again?

I have one question? Why....chicken legs? I can hear Ellen now? Serious? So glad I'm gay...

Stupid Android Apps! Just when you thought you had seen it all. Catch the condom.

Thursday, September 8, 2011

Baby Mama Facebook Status Messages! Steal this!

Only the Best Facebook Status Messages end up here for you to steal!

You just don't fuck with Sesame Street. I'm writing a petition to have all the ORIGINAL cast members back!

The Facebook Status! Some days I read FB statuses and I think That is the stupidest thing I've ever read....can't comment and tell them that---it would be mean but I am thinking it.

Steal my Status! Only the BEST Facebook Status Messages!

Reece Witherspoon ran down by 84 year old Granny!

Feel Better Reece!

Yep my poodle threw me down the steps.

Cher standing behind Chaz during controversay on Dancing with the Stars! Awesome mom!

Cher Tweets Fans! I'm So fkng Sick of these PEOPLE! A person doesn't Wake up oneMorn & say"I'm Bored,Think I'llChange My Sex & Expose Myself 2 Ridicule &Hate

Cher tweets that she doesn't exact date of new release! No one tells ne Just Sept ?

Madonna's new album to be released spring 2012! Cannot wait! Its been a while! Im sure Lady Gaga will be Happy!

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

The famous four

The world according to Michelle Bachmann.....I mean BARB! Can you just imagine her as president? we'd end up going to war with MEXICO or CANADA or some shit lol

Oh and Tea Bags....FK off...just sayin..

Asshole Facebook Status Messages! Depression and anxiety is not a sign of weakness, it is a sign that you have been trying to be strong for too long for the asshole you allowed in your life...

Nancy Grace on Dancing with the Stars: Tristan MacManus Is Nancy Grace's Pro Partner :

Dancing with the Stars: Tristan MacManus Is Nancy Grace's Pro Partner :

From the looks of her BA DOOK, She is full of shit!

Michele Bachmann wishes Casey Anthony a Happy Birthday!

Well not really, but Im sure it did cause you to pass a slight breath of gas....

Casey Anthony calling for a boycott of DWTS!

Funny Twitter updates! Can't miss this one! FACT: If you say "oh, bother" on national television, Winnie the Pooh will sue the fuck out of you.

Monday, September 5, 2011

Stupid apps for the Android Phone

Check out "Pimple Popper"
What will they think of next? Tampon changer app?

Polls show that those in the Bible Belt oppose Chaz Bono on DWTS, mostly because he'll be the first white man who CAN dance. hating on Chaz Bono and Dancing with the Stars?

The last time I checked we still live in America where people are entitled to do what they want,right? The Bible Belt and are calling for a boycott of the show along with millions of others just because they think that Chaz and the surgery he had will keep the children up at night with nightmares, or that it will somehow confuse the children.

Here is what's confusing. He is a MAN who is on a show DANCING! I'm sure Chaz won't be giving dissertations on what he went through HIS whole life!

You people do not say anything when some of Hollywood's biggest DRUNKS, alcoholics, media whores and even the Palin Baby went on there?

You don't give a (Hold Your Ears) SHIT when your preteen daughters dress like whores to attend preschool. You don't care that they idolize people such as Brittany Spears, and Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton! Chaz just happens to be the child of very famous parents who has struggled for a lifetime. Those bitching should just clean out there computers history of all the porn sites you visit daily!

And for using CHAZ to get some much needed press for your worthless site! Take a look at Craigslist under MEN seeking MEN, Im sure about half of you will recognize your Husbands peckers on there!

Sunday, September 4, 2011

Las Vegas Sandbox! Adults get life-sized sandbox near Las Vegas Strip - Yahoo! News

Adults get life-sized sandbox near Las Vegas Strip - Yahoo! News:

Wonders if they will give breathalyzers before they let people drive these machines?

Madonna! Breaking News HOLLYWOOD! Sources just released info that Madonna refuses to let ANYONE use her shitter! LOL

Funny pet pictures on facebook

Android must have apps.

Android Apps that you must have!

Michele Bachmann wishes all MOTHERS a Happy Labor Day! Sara Palin responds with "Labor pains suck" God bless all the women giving birth on this Labor Day!

Labor Day Celebration Status message! We celebrate Labor Day by not working. Which is kind of like celebrating Arbor Day by paving the backyard.

Labor Day Status for Twitter! Latest Michele Bachmann Twitter post! I would like to wish a happy Labor Day to all the mother out there.

Labor Day Status Messages for Facebook! Due to high unemployment Labor Day has been changed to Labor Hour….Thank You