Saturday, October 1, 2011

Diary of a single father. When things get to be overwhelming, grab a trash bag and fill it up. Im sure the lady at the thrift shop thinks im crazy buying all new dishes every other day.

Casey Anthony to star as Maytag Dryer Lady in print

Lady Gaga and Cher "The Greatest Thing" release date still up in the air! We want it NOW!

Demi and Ashton have blocked each other on Twitter! OMG Breaking News!

Hmm, Let me get this straight. 10 million people without a JOB, and this is breaking news?

Friday, September 30, 2011

Man up Bitch! LOL

Funny Facebook Status Messages! Hold on while I jerk off to your picture!

Funny Pics to post on Facebook!

Thursday, September 29, 2011

Facebook has become photo sharing site! I knew this day would come!

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Nancy Grace on Nipple Slip!

How to keep Jehovah's Witnesses from knocking

Melissa Gilbert! WOW!

East Coast Earthquake! What really happened?

Lindsay Lohan paid 500,00 for modeling in Milan, thats exactly three months of coke.

Defense suggest Michael killed himself, I call BS. The doctor killed his ass.

Nancy Grace Nipple Scare...This was no accident, no way...Next thing ya know Chaz will be whipping out his dick.

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Conrad Murray? I wonder if he does house calls? Im sleepy!

Actress Leisha Hailey Kicked off Southwest flight for kissing her girlfriend

Actress Leisha Hailey Kicked Off Flight for Kissing Girlfriend - WGHP: Im sure there is more to this story than what is be reported! If they just casually kissed, no big deal! BUT I'm sure it was more than just casual kissing- AND I'm sure that Leisha isn't complaing about the publicity.

Granny Status Messages! REALLY WEIRD when your playing scrabble with your grandmother and she lays down “BLOWJOB” on the board.

Funny Facebook Status Messages! Whenever you feel powerless, remind yourself that a single one of your turds can shut down an entire water-park.

Facebook Status Messages! Facebook Poking Hours: Mon-Friday 7am-10pm Sat 12-11pm Sun Closed

Monday, September 26, 2011

Cool Photos found on Facebook!

Funny Facebook Status Messages! Pretty much all I ate today was sugar. Like, right out of the bag ... with a spoon. Shut up!

Funny Facebook Status Messages! Try as you may...there is always going to be some clueless bastard calling the shots....just saying

Lovers facebook status messages.....Who ever said absense makes the heart grow fonder was full of shit. It makes the heart look else where.

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