Thursday, October 27, 2011

BARB! Facebook Queen!


McDonald's bans mom from Mcdonalds! Threatens Arrest! Seems these BILLION dollar companys will stop at nothing to hide the truth.

McDonald's bans mom on clean play-area crusade - Yahoo! News:
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Cuts in welfare? Is that possible?


Cool Facebook Status Messages! Hopes I can get through this day without reading another "News" article containing the word "Kardashian".

Ask the President! Dear Obama how can you explain this to the American people who struggle to buy a loaf of bread everyday? NEWS FLASH: Exxon Mobil posts quarterly profit of $10.3 billion, a 41% increase from a year earlier, on higher oil and gas prices.

What would you do with 203,000,000? North Carolina Powerball growing into Mega Cash!


Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Dear Martha Stewart, I dont care if you piss with the door open, and I will gladly wrap my own Christmas gifts! And I will cut your toenails for you- Be my mom!

The truth about Mcdonald's McRib!


Cher is PISSED! The latest episode of "Dancing With the Stars" Bruno Tonioli said Bono was like "a cute little penguin trying to be a big menacing bird of prey." Tonioli has also compared Bono to an Ewok.

Seems some people are just stupid as hell- No matter what kind of performance they gave they should not been referred to as animals! ITS a dancing show, not a beauty pageant! I sense a little jealousy from this judge Bruno! I would imagine that he thinks about Chaz...alot!




Martha Stewart's daughter reveals that she liked to piss with the bathroom door open in tell all book "Whateverland"

Martha Stewart never pointed a glue gun at my head, daughter says | The Cutline - Yahoo! News:

And she dissed trick or treaters and made the poor child wrap her own Christmas presents! What a horrid life she must have had! Its amazing that Alexis would talk so much crap about Martha when in fact, Martha Stewart gave her the life of privilege she now enjoys!

When the will is read I'm sure Alexis will be there with her hands out- Hey Martha! I'd leave her your beloved GLUE GUN and nothing else!

The Mcrib! For people who have no intrest in getting social security.