Thursday, November 3, 2011

Paris Hilton via Twitter -I just contracted herpes

Barbara Walters via Twitter - Being told my breath smells like a sumo's kock with an onion ring around it wasn't funny

Jessica Simpson posting on Twitter? is running around in circles trying to get dizzy

Perez Hilton via Twitter! When playing Rock Band, the expression "Rock Out With Your Cock Out!" is not meant to be taken literally. Especially if you're at your local Best Buy

Ellen via Twitter - I gave up smokin’, Women and drinkin’ last night And it was the worst 15 minutes of my life

Justin Bieber Tweets about having sex! Justin Bieber: hey dad I just had my first time having sex.... Dad: really?? thats awesome son!! any questions?? Justin Bieber: yeah, when will my ass stop hurting??

Kanye West via Twitter - My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't have had anything to play with.

Kim Via Twitter - Change is good..especially if you wear diapers!

Mcdonalds Facebook Status: thinks The McRib is made of the same fat they injected in Lisa Rinna's lips.

Funny Facebook Status Messages! The hardest part about keeping up with the Kardashians is swallowing all that semen.

Funny Status Messages for Facebook! Easy Bake Oven, Teaching Girls Their Place Since 1963

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Android Booster App. Let me say it works great! Every Droid user should have this app.

Justin Beiber a BOY? Making babies? I thought he was a girl - I had no idea he was a boy! And all this time I thought Selina was a dyke..

How much more intense can the news get this week! Kardashian HAD a fake wedding to get millions and Beiber is backstage making babies- Oh he and Selina adopted a DOG last week! YAY! There's progress!

Justin Bieber is a daddy! He has been Hit With Paternity Suit - Screwing backstage! Are you kidding me! LMAO

Justin Bieber Hit With Paternity Suit - WGHP:

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Funny Facebook Status Messages! A school teacher asks her young students "What comes after 69?" One little girl raises her hand so the teacher lets her speak. "Well, you clean your face then wash your mouth out....duh!"

Positive Facebook Quotes: The three G's of life : Give up, Give in, or Give it all you've got.

Quotes for the day 11/2/2011 - Wall Street! Hold onto your asses today! It's going to be a wild ride DOWN!

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Kim Kardashian denys making millions from the wedding on her blog! There are also reports that I made millions of dollars off of the wedding. These reports are simply not true and it makes me so sad to have to even clarify this. I’m so grateful to everyone who took the time to come to my wedding and I’ll be donating the money for all the gifts to the Dream Foundation. I’m sorry if I have hurt anyone, but my dad always told me to follow my heart I believe now that I really am.

Do she really expect the world that she didn't make millions from this sham of a wedding that was probably a publicity stunt anyway! Kim do some good with what your family has managed to whore out of the American public!

Cher Halloween costume- Nothing has changed about her! Look how cute! Even as a child she had that star pose! Look at them cheeks!

The worlds biggest fame whore! All that money- while kids are starving to death in America- What a shame.

Lifes little bitches. Am I the only person that gets the shit scared outta me when the buzzer on dryer buzzes? Gets me everytime. Just sayin

Thanksgiving funny pics to share

Sunday, October 30, 2011

Funny as hell Facebook Status Messages! I am not going to eat this entire pizza, I am not going to eat this entire pizza,I am not going to eat this entire pizza,I am not going to eat this entire pizza,I am not going to eat this entire pizza,I am not going to eat this entire pizza,I am not going to eat this entire pizza,I am not going to eat this entire pizza,I am not going to eat this entire pizza,I am not going to eat this entire pizza,I am not going to eat this entire pizza,I am not going to eat this entire pizza,I am not going to eat this entire pizza,

Cher looks like a cow? Serious? A dear friend of mine posted that CHER was starting to look like a cow!

THIS is no way resembles a COW! What it does show is someone that has taken very good care of herself for 66 YEARS! Most people in her line of work is in the grave or rotting away in REHAB! She ROCKS and always WILL! MOOOOO!

Vintage Sex Pics from the 60's THANKS Barb!

Adolf Hitler in Custody Battle

Adolf Hitler in Custody Battle: No Evidence of ABUSE and protective services took this child from his parents BECAUSE of his name? I mean HELL they can name that kid what they want-SINCE when do we snatch children away from the home because of the parents STUPIDITY? WE DONT! Hollywood names their kids all kinds of screwed up names- SNOWFLAKE, FUCK FACE, JACKASS etc etc! WHATEVER! RETURN THE CHILD!

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