Friday, November 18, 2011

Simon Cowell on Twitter! Took five years!

GOD help us all

Funny Facebook Post! I remember when people used to take a stack on Magazines when it was time to take a dump= Now they take the phone- Like if you just got busted!

Funny Facebook Post! I just cleaned out my Facebook friends list. Congratulations if you are reading this! I still like you!

Breaking News! Oprah reveals plastic surgery

Europa Water: Scientists Find Evidence Of Lakes On Jupiter's Moon (PHOTOS, VIDEO)

Europa Water: Scientists Find Evidence Of Lakes On Jupiter's Moon (PHOTOS, VIDEO):

The truth is they found life on Jupiter many years ago- Her name is Oprah.

Occupy the Electric Company's Day! I'm officially declaring this as power down day! unplug, turn off, power down EVERYTHING in your home today until 5pm.

Not only with the profit decrease but you will save some much needed money, so they can take it on Black Friday!

EOS CCA COLLECTION NORWELL Massachusetts, If you have ever had dealing with these crooks, lets talk! email or comment with email address.

Thursday, November 17, 2011

Black Friday TRUTH- If these box stores can offer such good deals on this day, then why can they do it all year long? Black Friday proves nothing to me but that they rip us off all year long- while making us think Black Friday is for us, TRUTH- it's for them! They get RICH, we have to work 2 jobs to pay off the debt months later- Be wise.

No More Kardashian Petition has over 100,000 signatures! Amazing that that many people want to see her go- What IF they we started petition to FIRE every single member of Congress

No More Kardashian Petition:

All for organizing and making things happen, BUT why do they need a petition to get Kardashian off the air- Would it not be easier and more effective to just turn the damn station when the show is on?

Justin Bieber release new song! Billie Jean? "♫ She's just a girl who says that I am the one... But the kid is not my son! ♫"

Thanksgiving Day Status for Facebook! is pre drinking for new years

Tweets for Thanksgiving! Everyone is always having a good time, till someone poops in the punch bowl.

Tweets about Sara Palin -It's official: Sarah Palin has now written more books than she has read.

Tweets about ex spouses - hah... you're going out with my ex? Cool, want my leftover sandwich, too?

Thanksgiving Day Tweets! WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

National Un-friend Day! Jimmy Kimmel made headlines last year when he declared November 17 to be National UnFriend Day, a day when Facebook users the world over should cleanse their friends lists of people who aren't real friends.

Diane Keaton Reveals Bulimia Struggle

In New Book, It seems that the people the world envy's the most are the ones with the biggest problems- Great info Diane- But there are better way's to deal with staying skinny. Stuffing face with everything in sight and then vomiting it NOT one of them. Hope you are healing.

Tweets worth re-tweeting, Sorry, but I don't take relationship advice from miserable married people. That's like taking advice on how to jump hurdles from a dude with no legs.

George Clooney Says, "I Should Adopt 20-Year-Olds" I think George is on the verge of becoming a creep! This is CREEPY!

Tweets worth re-tweeting, Life lesson....never put Preparation H next to the toothpaste in the morning.....YUCK!

Funny Tweets to repost! Why do ballet dancers dance on their toes? Why doesn't the company just hire taller dancers?

84-Year-Old Occupy Seattle Protester, Pepper Sprayed In The Face

84-Year-Old Occupy Seattle Protester, Pepper Sprayed In The Face! Im sure she was a threat! Ya know it's bad when the Elderly are out there protesting instead of playing cards at home.

Zynga launched its latest addition "CastleVille."

Sorry but if this is anything like Cityville, I will only be playing when Im bored as hell and outta Porn and Carrot sticks.

Tweets worth re-tweeting, Justin Bieber to replace Miley Cyrus on Hannah Montana starting in 2012..

Belinda Carlisle posting on Twitter! in london. view of hyde park, a gorgeous day. off for haircolor, shopping and getting ready for work tonight - party at cafe de paris

Life changing info!

Tweets worth re-tweeting, Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the begining all you need is a diamond and a heart, by the end you wish you had a F'n club and a spade

Tweets worth re-tweeting, Sometimes Google should just come back with a message that says "trust me, you don't want to know."

Tweets worth re-tweeting, There are two types of people in this world, those with common sense and those who have to pee on the electric fence for themselves

Tweets worth re-tweeting, success is nothing more than attitude...get yours right!

Job creation! Its not rocket science. Give everyone 60 and over the same Health Coverage that Congress gets. Let them draw Social Security at 60 SO THEY can retire. Everyone in this country that is here illegally- Ship em out- Every man and women that works 40 or more hours a week gets an instant 30 thousand a year tax credit for staying employed 365 days a year. Sure most would opt out to work instead of taking food stamps and welfare!

Marcus Bachmann gets 160,000 in gov money to turn gay people straight!

Marcus Bachmann In Dispute With Gay Rights Activist Over Unpaid Therapy Bill:

It is time for America to wake up and stop letting these wackos destroy our country! We live in the 21st century! How can we justify taking our money to hurt people that THEY think don't fit! Wake up before they show up on your door with a rope with your name on it!

Sara Palin showing her true colors yet again. Hanging people with a rope ended a long time ago douchebag.

'Hang Him From The Highest Tree, I'll Bring The Rope': via HuffPost

I might ask this question, who in their right mind would ever get on national tv and even mention the word hanging? The word alone invokes images from the civil rights movement while the churches of the south under disgue of the kkk hanged people at will in an attempt to rid the world of people they didn't like. Sounds like Hitler to me.

I bet SARA his picture hanging in her bedroom that she shares alone. Douche

Monday, November 14, 2011

Michele Bachmann wishes everyone a Happy Wennie Day! Informs hubby the proper way of doing things

The people of Facebook! Hello my name is 20 piece chicken nugget!

The people of Facebook! Hello my name is Donkey! Look at that weave!

The people of Facebook! Hello OUR names are...Well we forgot, but we look cool as hell right!

The people of Facebook! Hello my name is dumbass, and I have an online degree!

Obama Health Care Law Reaches Supreme Court - Love me OR hate me, I do not care- What I do care about is paying 550.00 a month for healthcare! DO the math over a five year period- Now I have to get back to harvesting my crops while the rest of the world withers away!

Sunday, November 13, 2011

Dear Food Lion, I just spent 193.99 for OVER-PRICED FOOD- I had to waive my Thur the cluttered isle while people were speaking to me in a language I could NOT even understand, I just gave them a GTH look and kept moving, and yes that was a real leather jacket as I work everyday...anyway- I like to tell you that with that amount of money that I spent- I SHOULD NOT HAVE TO BAG my own grocery's.

This is how you see things during an overdose on skittles.

Learn to look at things differently, then your life will change.

Russell Brand, hygienical­ly impaired.

The American Dream is over- Every man for himself!

God told Cain to run for office? This is exactly the kind of shit that makes me SICK! God didn't tell you to run for office asshole- your bank account did- Will not get my vote!