Saturday, November 26, 2011

Welcome to the world's biggest BITCH fest!

Born to a pack of Rednecks

Where do I start with this? How can you just sit down and wite about all the fucked up shit you were born with? How is it that I could not have been the child of Sonny and Cher I often ask? Why did the powers of the universe see to it that ME- Gray was born into a pack of rednecks?

Should I be proud, or should I be ashamed?

Should I tell my story now in a effort to move past the scars of my life? Hell I suppose that I should consider myself lucky that I look at most of the world a worthless shit bags, who really should not be sharing the same air as me! Does that sound conceited? Carly Simon? So vain? Yep it probably does.

But I will blame my mother for that too- Had to be brain damage from all that fucking hairspray she sprayed when I was a child- That fucking cloud she'd spray would linger for days on end! Chernobyl had nothing and I mean nothing on her! Today she is 60 ( I think) still has that big ass 1980's and I mean early 1980's ball of cotton candy on her head-

Chers new album and "The Greatest Thing"

Cher News: Updated! News Round-up: Cher's New Album:

The truth about escalator handrails

Escalator handrails

"In our testing, we have found food, E. coli, urine, mucus, feces, and blood on escalator handrails," says Gerba. "And where there is mucus, you may also find cold and flu viruses." Tierno concurs: "We've found respiratory flora on handrails," he says, "which makes sense because people cough into their hands, then touch the rails."

Protect yourself: Play it safe: Avoid touching handrails altogether, recommends Gerba, unless you absolutely have to -- in which case, give yourself a generous squirt of hand sanitizer afterward.

Im going to get some gloves to carry on me ALL the time! Nasty!

Positive Quotes! Success is sometimes a series of failures, held together by a strong strand of determination and persistence.

Pakistani Woman Cooks Husband on Thanksgiving. She was pissed because they had no money for a Turkey.

Pakistani Woman Cooks Husband After Killing Him | Video |

Friday, November 25, 2011

The best black friday deal I have seen.

Day three. The Mcnugget rot.

This is the third day into my little experiment of just how long it will take these Chicken Mcnuggets to rot! They smell fresh but the outer crush it starting to get hard! How long will I have to wait! 

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Day two. The Mcnugget rot.

Been twenty four hours and no change. Im sure there is something living in there. Can wait to see what this becomes.

Day one. The Mcnugget rot.

Thanksgiving Day Status -

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Thought of the day from Superdad- Once you decide to stop looking for answers in the wrong place, you will find what you have been searching for.

Monday, November 21, 2011

Newt Gingrich: Child Labor put the little bastards to work, I need some more money!

Newt Gingrich: Child Labor Laws Are 'Stupid':

Looks like they are now going after the kids to make up for the millions who are laying on their ass in the ghetto getting our tax dollars! I say put these assholes to work! Congress YOU SUCK!

Sara Palin Naked! Well not really, but she has gained a little weight! Dang!

The ghost of Liberace shows up at the AMA's

Selina Gomez pissed that Justin looked more like a woman than she did on the AMA red carpet!

Adam Lambert wins what?

Taylor Swift acted so shocked that she won big. Like you didn't know your ass was going to win Taylor. Douche.