Friday, December 2, 2011

Santa Claus has landed in Farmville!

Pick three winner! 815 is the number of the plane in lost. I won

Funny Twitter updates! Ever notice that when you walk into a spider web you suddenly become a ninga. That's truth babe.

Kay Hagen NC Senator voted FOR letting the Military Detain Americans Indefinitely.

This is exactly why you Ms. Hagen will not be getting my vote! Thank you for applying another nail in the coffin of the American People! I hear Mcdonalds will soon be hiring.

Senate Votes To Let Military Detain Americans

I usually do not put important stuff up on this site, but in this case I think it is warranted. How can we as Americans sit back let this kind of stuff happen to us? The senators that voted for this should be tryed for Treason.

It's our constitutional right that we cannot be arrested or detained with out probable cause, counsel and the full benefit of the Criminal Justice System as flawed as it may be- It works.

I hope that the President veto's this and everyone contacts the senators that voted for this and demand answers.

Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Interesting Facebook Status updates! I have to wonder, based on all the pop culture themes of humans destroying what they don't understand and the negative effects that has, would we still try to kill and dissect alien life forms?

Kris Humphries to sue Kim Kardashian and the E network for Fraud! The latest RUMOR out of Hollywood! We will see! Hope he wins!

Facebook Pics!

Cher tweets black olive sandwich recipe.

From her mother to Superdad! Im am so excited to tell you that this is the best! Even if you hate Black Olives it is pretty tasty! Cher is so down to earth, loves people, and gives so much back! Thank you Cher! We here at Superdad LOVE you! ROCK ON!

Michele Bachmann wants to work from the U.S. Embassy In Iran if elected President! Hubby to open Gay ass whipping clinic as well!

Michele- Marcus, This how to properly deep throat, do you wanna spank my ass now? 
Marcus- God I cant wait till I can get back to the clinic and spank some gays! "Horned"

China’s nuclear tunnels - Built by the United States and sadly, Wal-mart. China soon to invade the United States.

Digging into China’s nuclear tunnels - Yahoo! News:

Sad to say, but in our all out effort to be everything we can be, WE the fat ass, greedy, American consumer seemingly have dug our own graves. We went from being the best, to sitting at China's gate begging for alms. Wake up before it's to late.

Monday, November 28, 2011

Obese Third Grader Taken From Mom

Obese Third Grader Taken From Mom, Placed in Foster Care
Kids are fat and getting fatter and this story proves it. Was this family on public assistance? Is there something to be said about what you can and can't with food stamps? Is the mother just so lazy and dont give a rats ass? Is there a medical problem with the child?

None of these questions where raised in the article but there are lots that can be said from this. The age of technology and gaming, Facebook, among other things. When I was a child I ate like a horse, but was very skinny. I didn't sit in front of a computer screen at home AND at school, I was outside running around and when at school, I was in gym class EVERYDAY- not once a week or so.

Eating out was a reward for hard work, we ate out like once a month and my mother and grandmother cooked at home. But with Mcdonalds marketing and the JUNK that the world is consuming, this story dosent shock me.

As a parent of four children I can attest to this fact- It is CHEAPER to just go OUT to eat than it is to buy anything from the food market, prices are so out of reach for most family's and the time restraint that most all are dealing with just makes it easier to GO out- not the best option, but stressed out people will do what's easy.

I feel bad for this family and the child. Family's need JOBS and the 1 percent of this country, food retailers included should all be sent to work farms. The combination of a "Technology" sold out company's, and a corrupt government will come knocking at all our doors one day. 

For most they already have. Here is your American Dream. 


Sunday, November 27, 2011

Redneck Tweets - You might be a redneck if : the Halloween pumpkin on you porch has more teeth than your spouse .

Friendship Tweets! Friends are like television~ Some are like PBS and always asking for money. Others are like the news, with sad tales to tell everyday, some are like that one station with the foreign language; you don't understand a word of it but you listen and watch

How to stop bullying at school! Dont mean to sound cynical but what's up with all this bullying crap about? What ever happened to knocking the hell out of someone who was messing with you? Its crazy that kids are killing themselves because some Douchbag picks on them at school. Crazy world we are living in.

Gaga Tweets! I think Lady Gaga just puts glue on herself and rolls around in random items.

Stupid bitch Tweets! I know a girl who is the perfect blueprint for anyone interested in building stupid bitches

Funny shit found on Twitter - never spray cologne on your balls it burns

Friendship Facebook Status! I love meeting new people until they say something stupid. Most of my friendships last about 3 minutes.

Christina Ricci probably shits gold nuggets!

Juliette Lewis! Love her! Awesome!

Cher is hot at 66 - I dont walk, I glide

This is the best droid text app ever

Cher Haters! LOL

Christmas Status for Facebook!

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Black Friday 2011 Sales Break Historic Record, Up Seven Percent Over 2010

Black Friday 2011 Sales Break Historic Record, Up Seven Percent Over 2010:

"From the looks of the pic IMMIGRATIO­N should have been at Walmart asking for green cards! Oh WAIT! You dont need one anymore! My bad!"

So relieved that I don't have to put up my Christmas tree this year! Its still up from last year! DIARY of MR C...