Friday, December 9, 2011

BORN in the 70's!! We are the last generation who learned to play in the street. We are the 1st who played video games and the last to record songs off the radio on a cassette tape. We Learned how to program the VCR before anyone else, play from the Atari, to super Nintendo. We are the generation of Tom and Jerry & Captain Kangaroo. We traveled in cars without seat belts or air-bags and lived without cell phones. We did not have flat screens, surround sound, iPods, Facebook, Twitter, computers & the Internet... But nevertheless we had a GREAT time... Re-post if you're a 70's baby.

Dear Adele, Please remake and sing "I will Survive" by Gloria Gaynor....Im starting to get worried about ya.


Funny Facebook Post! Just Overheard: Rihanna in Pinocchio's bedroom yelling "I love the way you lie!!"

Funny Facebook Post! That awkward moment when you see someone you never thought you would see again.

Funny Facebook Post! Heart- All I wanna do is make love to you- Always wondered what she named the baby?

Facebook Photos! Just eat it!


Boners on Facebook! Hey Baby can you feel this smoked sausage?


Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Funny Facebook Post! My neighbor put up his Christmas lights today. I bet he's pissed that I beat him to it. I put mine up three years ago.


Twitpic - Share photos and videos on Twitter

Twitpic - Share photos and videos on Twitter



Illionios Govonor dead at...I mean sentenced to 14 years, shit he should have just killed Michael Jackson would have got out 6 years earlier. Just sayin. Now can we get congress on trial?

Mash star dead. Does this mean two more in Hollywood will go? Ya know they dies in threes..

He truly was a great actor and lived a long life and im sure a good one. Condolences to the family. 

Michele Bachmann AND the 8-Year-Old "My mom's gay , and she dosent need fixing"

Michele Bachmann vs. the 8-Year-Old | The Upshot - Yahoo! News:

I do not care who you are, who you sleep with, OR what your agenda is- KIDS should not be used as a pawn for your agenda! This boy's mother is a freak and should find another way to express her views. When I was 8 years old the ONLY thing I cared about was watching Tom and Jerry.

Monday, December 5, 2011

Global Worry's! Collapse global $ system- Iran Nuclear arms All the bullshit- Best thing to do is turn tv off. Get to ABC store- going to be a long ride-

On the latest episode of Superdadspeaks, Diary of a single father- Dad takes to Facebook in an effort to get his daughter to clean her room!


Cher Quotes! If you're black in this country, if you're a woman in this country, if you are any minority in this country at all, what could possibly possess you to vote Republican?





Funny Facebook Status post! Apple just released a new IPAD with 5000 GB more memory! Its called the Maxipad!

If you really want something you can figure out how to make it happen. Cher

Funny Tweets! Yo mama so fat, she need cheat codes for Wii fit.

Fun Tweets! My roomate busted me masterbating in the shower, To play it off I said, I'll wash my cock as fast as I want too asshole.

Paris Hilton To Lindsay Lohan! Hey girl there's a party in my mouth, get over here! Lots of people are coming!

Funny as hell Twitter status! Still confused why we use soap and water to remove food from our hands, but just dry paper to remove shit from our assholes

Facebook Funny Status! Next time I'm on a job interview and they ask my accomplishments, I'm going to say "Don't know if you know this, but Facebook was my idea."

Relationship Status on Facebook! is ❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS!

What if? pocahontas and the smurfs had babies, the result would be avatar...think about it

Facebook Updates! My mom tried to buy something online for the first time yesterday.... Anyone know how to get a credit card out of a floppy drive?

Funny Twitter! is taking his own poll. Which would you prefer? A cough that sounds like bagpipes or a fart that sounds like a rapid-fire machine gun?

Funny Tweets! is doing the exact opposite of what his/her horoscope says.

Excuses to call into work! I'm calling into work sick-of-this-sh!t.

Funny Tweets! Either my shirt shrunk in the wash or, a more likely reason, those four push-ups per day have made me a BEAST.

Funny Tweets! Thanks to Facebook, I now know what everyone's bathroom looks like one mirror at a time

Double platinum fives. NC lottery! Hot ticket.


Best Lottery Picks for 12/5/2011 NORTH CAROLINA PICK THREE!

There have been ALOT of sizzling pick three numbers that have been rolling back to back! Be sure to pick OR watch these numbers. 815 is a very hot pick three number and depending on just how many tickets you buy your  Jackpot could be very significant! 968 is also a good number for today. 

298 should roll back as well! Good luck! And remember, if ya don't play- You won't win!


My winnings on pick three since November 1st. 5000,00.

Cash five is also heating up to a whooping 141,000.00. 99 percent of the sets come in low, medium, and high sets, meaning sets of number in close proximity to each other! Last night cash 5 was a very lox set of numbers and nobody won! Tonight Im sure it will be a middle set of numbers! I am starting with the 20's and working up.

141,000.00 would be a nice Christmas Present! 

Happy Guessing!
LOTTO KING- GJ