Thursday, March 29, 2012

Funny Tweets! A report says that 15% of Americans admit to cheating on their taxes. Probably because the other 85% don’t have an income anymore.


Secret Numbers for the Mega Jackpot! 4,18,- Great numbers to play for the start of April! Also 36, and 24. Mega ball probably will be 9 or 27


Funny Tweets! wishes my yard was emo so it would cut itself

The Tea Party explained in simple terms. Tea Party = Undercover White Supremacy

Ladies! How to get out of a traffic ticket! Ladies, always keep a V-8 in your car in case you're pulled over so you can pour it over your crotch & say "I need a tampon please let me go."


Funny Tweets! Someone said to me today, "You shouldn't wear that shirt, it's a fall color." My Reply, Bitch my clothes have two seasons - clean and dirty.

Funny Tweets! Just realized if the pilgrims ate cat instead of turkey we would have to eat pussy every thanksgiving! Thank GOD it was turkey.

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Funny Tweets! Fortune cookies should have more useful information on them… like… never feed Chinese to a child you’re potty training.



Funny Facebook Status updates! I can't recall one time in my entire life that I've answered a phone call from a "restricted" number and then said, "Wow, I'm glad I answered that"

Wednesday, March 28, 2012