Thursday, April 19, 2012

Can 7 days of straight SEX save a marriage?

Lifetime thinks so as they are running a show about it. I will say this. If I would have had sex with that whore I was married to for 7 days, it would not have changed a thing.

I was indeed scared to have sex with her in the end for fear of my cock falling off.

If you don't handle your business folks, you can better believe someone is ready to handle it for you.

Now that's truth. Ask anyone.

Alien creature found in 40 year old barn in North Carolina.

Monday, April 16, 2012

The K-E Diet. Insert Feeding Tube BAM your HOT!

The K-E Diet: Brides-to-Be Using Feeding Tubes to Rapidly Shed Pounds - Yahoo!:

I cannot imagine WHY anyone would want to to this. HELL I cannot imagine any reputable Physician doing this either! I mean to get your fat-ass into a wedding dress? Hello? A feeding tube? This is the stuff that STUPIDITY is made of 100 percent IDIOTS! I mean who in the hell do you think you are KK?

Here's a bit of advice! NOTHING and I mean nothing can change you until YOU decide its time for change. Until you decide that your going to STOP stuffing that ass with all kinds of shit from FATDONALDS- People are so outta control with their body's its almost insane.

Amazed at this one- Congrats though! You have WON hands down the STUPIDITY of the week award!

Sunday, April 15, 2012

Bitch Tweets! Call + No answer = Fuck You. Enough said!

BREAKING NEWS! Brad Pitt is getting married! TO a WAX figure. You know Angelina isn't real right? Just wax..

Martha Stewart cannot touch my sense of buying towels for the bathroom! Warning Graphic!

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Dear Farmville, you used to be pretty cool, but with all the shit your adding on a daily basis you are beginning to suck- You are starting to not be worth my time anymore. Go away!

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Be thankful for Twitter, the way gas prices are headed we may never actually see family and friends again.

Where did Saturday Night live Start?

In a recent conversation I was having with a "certain someone" AKA- I KNOW EVERYTHING- We began to have an intense conversation about exactly where Saturday Night live started. So as promised the research is done and as predicted "WRONG" again.

In an official from NBC in New York City, Saturday Night live first aired  from Studio 8H at NBC's headquarters in the GE Building in (and I shall repeat again) NEW YORK CITY in 1975. SNL has broadcasted 721 episodes. Just saying.