Saturday, July 21, 2012

Funny Tweets! If anyone is interested, I will be signing books at Barnes and Noble tomorrow.....from 6pm until I get escorted out by security.

Friday, July 20, 2012

Man wanted in attempted bank robbery in Winston-Salem- OK Im going in to rob this bank and Im not going to cover my face or even wear a hoodie? I might just smile for the camera! DUMBASS

Man wanted in attempted bank robbery in Winston-Salem | Piedmont - WXII Home:


3 arrested after heroin sale at NC Chick-Fil-A! There is some smart people! Dumbshits.

3 arrested after heroin sale at NC Chick-Fil-A | North Carolina News - WXII Home:







The Dumbass Daily: News From the Shallow End of the Gene Pool: Woman Tries to Sell Baby at Taco Bell for $500

The Dumbass Daily: News From the Shallow End of the Gene Pool: Woman Tries to Sell Baby at Taco Bell for $500:

Crack whore.



The Dumbass Daily: News From the Shallow End of the Gene Pool: Couple Caught Having Sex on Business Sidewalk in Middle of the Afternoon

The Dumbass Daily: News From the Shallow End of the Gene Pool: Couple Caught Having Sex on Business Sidewalk in Middle of the Afternoon:

Im sure they just ate at Chick-Fil-A's!




Thursday, July 19, 2012

Chick-fil-A’s anti-gay marriage views causing a social storm | MyFOX8.com – Greensboro, High-Point, Winston-Salem News & weather from WGHP Television FOX8

Chick-fil-A’s anti-gay marriage views causing a social storm | MyFOX8.com – Greensboro, High-Point, Winston-Salem News & weather from WGHP Television FOX8:

Wonder how many weeks it will take for the company profits to be cut in half? Possibly Close the DOORS! I mean after all- They do snatch up money from gay folk- even if its rainbow colored. They don't give a shit! Shutem down I say!





Members Credit Union robbed in Thomasville, suspects sought | MyFOX8.com – Greensboro, High-Point, Winston-Salem News & weather from WGHP Television FOX8

Members Credit Union robbed in Thomasville, suspects sought | MyFOX8.com – Greensboro, High-Point, Winston-Salem News & weather from WGHP Television FOX8:





Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Cher has a dog! Post pics on Twitter!


Funny Tweets! Dont shake the whore tree and expect an angel to fall out of it. You get what you pay for!

Great Facebook Truth! people hold grudges only because they know that they were wrong from the start

Relationship Status on Facebook! Relationship status- Here is some truth for today! ☐ Single ☐ Taken ☑ I will die alone with 7330 cats.

Funny Facebook Status! Did you know that when try to look up the Kelly Blue Book value of your car online, it will say before it could tell you, they will need to know how much gas is in it....No dude, seriously..

Funny Facebook Status! That terrifying moment when your cat walks into the room, stares at something you can't see and runs away in a panic.

Funny Tweets! You know your spelling and grammar has to be REALLY bad if Microsoft Word doesnt even have a clue as to what you are trying to say.

Funny Facebook Status! Whenever you feel like a genius, remember there was a time in your life when you were learning to not shit your pants

Funny Facebook Status! That's a nice suit. When did the clown die?


Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Cher sitting down? I don't think I have ever seen her sitting before! Very cool!

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