Friday, October 12, 2012

Apple releases cell phone for Grandma's!

"Angry Facebook Status" I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good, either.

Best Facebook Status Biden! I wonder if Paul Ryan's asshole is sore from having Bidens fist in it a full 78 minutes last night?

Cher Tour Dates! Hopefully she will announce SOON! As she confirmed tour last night on Twitter!

Biden ripped Ryan a new asshole last night! Now if we could just get Biden to debate Mitty!



Thursday, October 11, 2012

Facebook promote 7.00 SCAM! Well it has finally arrived! For 7.00 you can promote your picture of you getting shitfaced! AS if 35 billion dollars in profits wasnt enough for Facebook! Sad part millions will fall for this.

Wednesday, October 10, 2012

New Pink, Try, Try, Try....Shes back! Now I will use this song everytime I get the urge to eat everything in the house! Try Try Try!


Honey Boo Boo riding the fame waves! $$$

Now Mama Thompson, Here's how this fame shit works, although people think little miss boo boo is the star, millions are watching the mother, YOU as well! Time for a makeover! Yep that's how it works! The hard part is deciding who you want to be a spokes person for! Million dollar endorsements are waiting!




Cher reaches 1 million Twitter followers!

And I'm one of the lucky ones! Congrats Cher, can't wait for the new album.

Sunday, October 7, 2012

Lisa Lampanelli 80 pounds lighter! Im sure this will open up a shit ton of new material for her! Great Job Lisa.

Lisa Lampanelli Opens Up About Weight Loss Surgery:




Scary Halloween Urban Legends

Mitty and Barrack Rasied in excess of 200 million dollars lin the last month.

How Help me understand this! Lets see if these men can rasie 200 million dollars in a month, then please tell why in the hell do we just carry the madness called election  on for about four years. Then the deficit would be paid! WOW! 200 million fucking morons just threw their money to the wind!

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