Saturday, October 20, 2012

Lose it horror story's! Well shit! I was hungry, stop hatin

Only in America!

Chers ass! You wish!

Obama punched! That "hits" the mark. Out of touch assholes! Certainly wont be getting my vote!

Just goes to show just how out of touch with reality that these billionaires are with the rest of the world! Who in their right mind would say that they wanted to punch the President of the United States? Hell that sounds like some communicating threats if you ask me! Douche.






Friday, October 19, 2012

OLD SCHOOL Halloween! They knew how to do it!

Funny Status Messages! is looking forward to the day that Croc's are nonexistent.

Hollywood sheds the pounds in days! What the hell us the secret? Is that Paula Deen?

Honey Do Do! Congraulations Media Powers That Be. I didn't think it possible, but you've found something even more disgusting than the Kardashians and Jersey Shore

Rosie O'Donnell wants to renovate Honey Boo Boo's house - Yahoo! TV: "Congradulations Media Powers That Be. I didn't think it possible, but you've found something even more disgusting than the Kardashians and Jersey Shore "



Honey Do DO! Congradulations Media Powers That Be. I didn't think it possible, but you've found something even more disgusting than the Kardashians and Jersey Shore

Pink sheds 55 pounds! I think I've finally had enough! Blow me one last kiss!

Awesome!

Thursday, October 18, 2012

Money hidden in the basement?

Will work for food

Thought for the day- Keep life as simple as you can, get rid of anything that does NOT serve a purpose in your life, even if it means throwing some shit out. Do it!

๐Ÿ‘ŽWhole Foods. Why is your shit so expensive?

๐Ÿ”

Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Tweets! Bananas and humans share about half of the same DNA which means humans are 50% identical to bananas. Fact? Fiction?

There is only ONE part of me that shares the DNA of a banana. Just thinking out loud! #dumbass

Bad Botox! That is all I will say.

First Lady MichelleObama talks to RyanSeacrest about early voting, debates, guilty pleasures?

Yeah There's progress! Ryan Seacrest talking to First Lady on how to solve this country's problems? Early Voting? #againmediasucksdonkeyballs




Rosie O'Donnell and Honey Boo Boo. Is Rosie buying her a house? Chocolate Factory? Mcdonalds?

Gotta say- I love Honey Boo Boo as her life has been chosen for her by other people at such a young age. If Mama Mcdonalds and Sugar Cookie are smart they will take what they can get from Hollywood - and the idiots of this world and RETIRE to some Tropical Island never to be heard from again.


Rosie O'Donnell aka Elephant referring to Honey Boo Boo as OUR Shirley Temple is like referring to Donald Trump as Fucking Gandhi. #idiot



Monday, October 15, 2012

Kathy Griffin, Botox? Wigs?

Cool Tweets, @reporevenge: It should be against the law to smoke or use a cell phone while standing in the FOOD BANK line….

Sunday, October 14, 2012

Creative kids Halloween costumes ideas! Wow

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