Monday, November 12, 2012

Dirty Facebook status updates!

There's a special place for girls who swallow. It's called California.

Imagine Facebook status

Trying to imagine I'm on a beach in Hawaii listening to gentle waves and soaking up the sun.

Life Facebook quotes

Life is as simple as the moment we are in, we sometimes worry about the things that don’t matter and forget about the things that do.

Sonny and cher old pics!

Tequila Christmas Cake recipe

Please keep in your files as I am beginning to get tired of typing this up every year! (Made mine this morning!!!!) 1 cup sugar, 1 tsp. baking powder, 1 cup water, 1 tsp. salt , 1 cup brown sugar, Lemon juice, 4 large eggs, Nuts, 1 bottle tequila, 2 cups dried fruit.

Sample a cup of tequila to check quality
Take a large bowl, check the tequila again to be sure it is of the highest quality then Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it is best to make sure the tequila is still OK.

Try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the fruit up off the floor, wash it and put it in the bowl a piece at a time trying to count it. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver Sample the tequila to test for tonsisticity.

Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something. Check the tequila. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the tequila and wipe the counter with cat :)

Guest will LOVE IT!

Kelly Rippa too skinny- Dear Kelly Rippa...Sorry hon, had to switch off TV as you seriously need to visit your local Burger King, One that serves BACON on EVERYTHING. Even in the diet coke.

INFO and Warning to Farmville 2 players


Chefville Cheats? Dear Chefville! You will not be getting a penny of my money to revive ROTTED food from the stoves! Just sayin..

But you can kiss my ass.

The Battle of Blair Mountain - Who knew? US ARMY intervened? Nothing has changed since then.

The Battle of Blair Mountain was one of the largest civil uprisings in United States history and the largest armed rebellion since the American Civil War.

For five days in late August and early September 1921, in Logan County, West Virginia, some 10,000 armed coal miners confronted 3,000 lawmen and strikebreakers, called the Logan Defenders, who were backed by coal mine operators during an attempt by the miners to unionize the southwestern West Virginia coalfields.

The battle ended after approximately one million rounds were the United States Army intervened by presidential order.

In the short term, the battle was an overwhelming victory for management. UMW membership plummeted from more than 50,000 miners to approximately 10,000 over the next several years, and it was not until 1935 — following the Great Depression and the beginning of the New Deal under President Franklin Delano Roosevelt — that the UMW fully organized in southern West Virginia.

Biggest Scam the WORLD has ever known!


T-Mobile USA Horror Story!

Customer service seems to have no idea what customer retention means. In this economy retention is everything. And of course some customer service training is in order.

This story comes in from a friend who has experienced what thousands of others have SCAM!.

Wanna share your T-Mobile horror story? Leave in comment box. READ STORY HERE!

Sunday, November 11, 2012