Saturday, November 24, 2012

Inspirational Tweets

Feeling down? Take heed to the thoughts in your head.

Very sad to hear that Larry Hagman has died. His JR Ewing character was the greatest TV villain of them all. Wonderful actor. #RIP

Friday, November 23, 2012

Black Friday Walmart! 99 cent TVS!

The people of Facebook. My mother made me wear panties and squeal.

The people of Facebook. Crack anyone?

The people of Facebook! Actual photo! Real person 67 likes!

Thursday, November 22, 2012

Cher releases woman's world in response to early leak of song by some asshole in Wisconsin pure speculation of course.

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Whore Facebook Status! The early whore catches the dick.

Monday, November 19, 2012

Gay Thanksgiving. Its the main holiday where people decide to come out- This one chose a very funny way to do so.

It wasn't easy telling my family that I'm gay. I made my carefully worded announcement at Thanksgiving. It was very Norman Rockwell. I said, Mom, would you please pass the gravy to a homosexual? She passed it to my father. A terrible scene followed.

Mission accomplished

Thanksgiving Day thoughts to share!

Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year-EAT LIKE PIGS, Talk shit about each other, then do it all over again next year. 

Funny Thanksgiving Facebook Status! I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.

Truth. Now bow and give thanks.

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