Monday, November 19, 2012

Gay Thanksgiving. Its the main holiday where people decide to come out- This one chose a very funny way to do so.

It wasn't easy telling my family that I'm gay. I made my carefully worded announcement at Thanksgiving. It was very Norman Rockwell. I said, Mom, would you please pass the gravy to a homosexual? She passed it to my father. A terrible scene followed.


Mission accomplished

Thanksgiving Day thoughts to share!

Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year-EAT LIKE PIGS, Talk shit about each other, then do it all over again next year. 

Funny Thanksgiving Facebook Status! I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.

Truth. Now bow and give thanks.