SUPERDADSPEAKS - THE BLOG ABOUT EVERYTHING

Ancient Chinese Proverb about eating - Egg Roll in- Hello Kitty out!

2012-02-19T23:02:00.000-05:00

12 feet of snow in North Carolina that sold out all the milk at the market? Seriously

2012-02-19T15:38:00.003-05:00

Stamp price hike 2012 - POSTAL SERVICE announces that the charge to send a letter will be 39.95 starting April 1st- Ya know to cover Washington BULLSHIT.

2012-02-19T14:18:00.003-05:00

Stamp price hike part of Postal Service plan to cut losses - Feb. 17, 2012:

Adele has complete body makeover?

2012-02-19T13:32:00.001-05:00

Well not really! Look at how cute she is! Adele at four years old! Who knew this chick would be 'rolling" like she is! Amazing! Hugs Adele!

Jennifer Hudson Tribute to Whitney! The best! Click HERE! Jennifer ROCKS!

2012-02-18T11:06:00.002-05:00

Cher steps out again! Look Hotter than ever! Bitches only hope they look this good at 65! ROCK ON! Hey Cher can we please get another run in Vegas? Tour?

2012-02-18T09:43:00.002-05:00

Cher steps out in a ripped crucifix jumper and bizarre cowboy hat | Mail Online:

Whitney to buried next to father

2012-02-16T15:17:00.006-05:00

After the services are over, Houston will be laid to rest at Fairview Cemetery in Westfield, NJ, where TMZ reports she will be buried next to her father, John Russell Houston, who died in 2003.

We love you Whitney! Peace!

Whitney Houston's Funeral

2012-02-16T15:05:00.003-05:00

Whitney Houston's Funeral Will Be Broadcast Online Saturday - UsMagazine.com:

Whitney- those of us that understand what you where going through LOVE you! We will miss you and hope that you have found the PEACE you could find here- Hugs to Whitney!

My Valentines Date showed looking like this! Yikes!

2012-02-15T23:11:00.002-05:00

Funny Tweets! 70% of the people driving with their arm out the window are flicking a booger.

2012-02-15T22:51:00.001-05:00

Funny Tweets! reasons why i'm still single: ✔ can't date the internet. ✔ can't date my favorite celebrity. ✔ can't date twitter. ✔ can't date myself.

2012-02-15T22:48:00.001-05:00

The way people eat! Amazing! A friend of mine sent me this pic of his lunch! This indeed looks great! Just look at it! Do we really need this to survive? Sure death.

2012-02-15T12:20:00.001-05:00

What color flowers do you like Vestal? Just in case...Ya know cardiac arrest?

I didn't think Pizza FAT sold Burger King burgers? Boy you got it bad! I will say a prayer!

Status Messages Funny! "You know you've been tagged in a photo on Facebook when there you've got more than 17 Notifications from people you don't know commenting on a photo of you.

2012-02-15T10:17:00.002-05:00

Oprah takes to Twitter "begging" people to watch 2 hour Whitney show!

2012-02-15T10:03:00.003-05:00

On Sunday, Oprah tweeted - "Every 1 who can please turn to OWN especially if u have a Neilsen box."

Within a few minutes the "Tweet" went around the world and Tweeters accused BIG O of being "desperate" and "Begging" people to watch.

O responds to some of the Tweets- 'Desperate' not ever a part of my vocab. Just making a request, since I can't watch myself. Choice is yours."

"The word 'please' is used as courtesy not a beg."

"Unethical a little harsh don't u think? Seemed like it made sense to me. Sorry if u're offended."v

Oprah- Let me get this straight- Whitney is DEAD- You put together a 2 hour show, in which Im sure you will cry the entire time, and then you "beg" people to watch especially ones with a Nielson box.

Ok you ask what is a Nielson box? It's a device that collects marketing data to see how many people are watching which channels and television shows. All of the T.V. ratings come from the Nielsen box.

So with said- O you make how many billions? And you are begging people to watch? Seems O has exposed her attitudes about how she feels about her fans. Hello my name is number 7788787 and I used to be a fan.

Adele hints she’s taking five years OFF from singing!

2012-02-15T09:34:00.002-05:00

Singer Adele hints she’s taking five years off to work on relationship - Miami-Dade - MiamiHerald.com:

There is no way we can survive without Adele music for 5 years? She says that she is going to work on a relationship! Plant a veggie garden? Please say it AIN'T so!

Happy Valentines Day- I hope everyone got lots of goodies, candy, but most of all, I hope you all got told you matter by someone special.

2012-02-15T08:57:00.000-05:00

Cher reacts to Whitney's death. My feelings about Whitney! Life is hard 4 everyone,Sadness Disappointment, Loss,Fear,insecurity,Loneliness, IMAGINE DOING IT IN A SPOTLIGHT

2012-02-13T08:48:00.001-05:00

Why did no one seem to help Whitney? Bobby Brown still goes on stage when he learns Whitney Houston is dead. And Clive Davis still has his party and it's going on while Houston is still in the same building dead upstairs. And the answer is...

2012-02-13T08:42:00.000-05:00

Goodbye Whitney! You gave us some of the best music ever! Such a sad way to end it- You will be missed- now I hope she has found the peace she couldn't find here.

2012-02-12T09:05:00.000-05:00

Goodbye Whitney! You gave us some of the best music ever! Such a sad way to end it- You will be missed- now I hope she has found the peace she couldn't find here.

2012-02-12T09:02:00.001-05:00

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Miranda Lambert...Heart like mine from Revoultion. Awesome song.

2012-02-11T22:02:00.001-05:00

Whitney Houston dead? Sad to see this news. All the good in this world seems to be leaving. What a shame this is. RIP.

2012-02-11T21:48:00.001-05:00

Madonna's bush exposed half time wardrobe malfunction, eat your heart out Janet!

2012-02-06T10:28:00.002-05:00

Madonnas superbowl half time show.

2012-02-05T20:48:00.001-05:00

Pretty good girl. You rock. Now spread some love and send me a check. One mil will work.

Woman talks to BOOBS to make them grow!

2012-02-05T20:45:00.001-05:00

In a world where nothing anymore is private a woman who I will call dumbshit just called radio station and SWEARS that having a conversation with your titties will make them grow. Maybe that is why my dick is ginormus cause I talk to him all the time. I never knew. I would post pics, but my site will get deleted.

Breaking News! Myan calendar truth uncovered!

2012-02-05T16:25:00.002-05:00

Strange Noises heard all over the WORLD! Sorry folks no matter what you think! Use common sense- the noises was Oprah passing gas. Happens every-time she has pizza!

2012-02-05T16:10:00.000-05:00

Fun Tweets! My parents accused me of being a liar. I looked them in the face & said, "tooth fairy, Santa, Easter bunny." & walked away like a boss.

2012-02-04T11:31:00.000-05:00

Funny Tweets! For every piece of clothing that I have to pick up from my ADULT children, that will be one less dollar you will be getting in the will!

2012-02-04T10:59:00.000-05:00

Funny Tweets! My ex-wife told me the real reason she was leaving me is because I was obsessed that band The Monkees. At first I didn't believe her, but then I saw her face.

2012-02-04T10:22:00.002-05:00

The number one reason to NOT buy Facebook stock! Thousands of people are leaving Facebook everyday due to privacy concerns and selling info- Dont be a fool!

2012-02-02T16:07:00.003-05:00

So many celebs on Twitter BUT WHY do they have millions of followers yet they only follow like 2 people? Think about it.

2012-02-02T15:51:00.001-05:00

Happy Groundhog Day 2012!

2012-02-02T15:09:00.009-05:00

A day when a rodent crawls out of a hole and promises us six more weeks of winter. Not to be confused with Election Day, when a rodent gets elected and promises us 4 more years of crap. Thanks Suzanne! Lets share some bacon!

This has to be one the smartest ladies I know, and funny to boot! I think public office may be in her future! Mayor of Chicago maybe?

Madonna's Superbowl performance! What will she do? People close to her tell us that..

2012-02-02T07:25:00.001-05:00

She is nervous about it! Well I would be nervous as Hell too Madonna, Dang it's not every day you get to eat Roise O'Donnell's tuna pie in front of millions!

Oprah will spend her birthday on Sunday writing checks for 5 billion each to every American Citizen! Happy Birthday O 58? I dont think so.

2012-02-02T07:19:00.000-05:00

A bit of comedy!

Adele's Tweets that she will preform at Grammy's! Voice all healed! Congrats Adele, and I hope you have your Grammy speeches written!

2012-02-02T07:11:00.001-05:00

Adele's well and Grammy bound, singer tweets - CNN.com:

Bad BOTOX? LMAO

2012-02-01T10:32:00.002-05:00

Bad BOTOX! I would just like to ask WHY?

2012-02-01T10:23:00.002-05:00

Bad Botox? Looks like she got stung by a very large BEE!

2012-02-01T10:22:00.002-05:00

Well I watched Celebrity Wife Swap last night and I sat there the entire time wondering what planet these people live on? AND what was the price tag on all the Plastic Surgery!

2012-02-01T10:20:00.000-05:00

Funny Valentines Day Status! Copy and Paste! If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put you between F and CK. Happy Valentines Day!

2012-02-01T10:17:00.001-05:00

Farmville Cityville programmers ...be advised. This is why people are leaving these games in droves. Why should I have to sit and delete each item in my giftbox one by one? Where is the delete ALL button. Idiots.

2012-02-01T01:40:00.002-05:00

Wedding reception and Mcdonalds? Are you fkn kidding me..oh GOD. Even if you did some shit like this, who would post pictures of it on facebook? Who raised these people? I swear the world is about to end.

2012-02-01T01:38:00.002-05:00

Superdadspeaks 2012

2012-01-31T11:01:00.005-05:00

January is GONE! Can you believe it?

2012-01-31T06:51:00.001-05:00

Just think it's only 11 more months till Christmas! Time seems to be moving so fast here at Superdadspeaks, lots of cool things going on, I won the pick four lotto (again) and investing in some more real-estate is always a fun thing once you finally get to closing!

Kids are great, Job is cool and the Superdadspeaks is doing great thanks to loyal followers who keep coming back here to read all this shit I post. Its great! Being a blogger, full-time single father, and being sexy as hell is NOT an easy accomplishment!

Not traveling as much as I did last year due to the fact that I am totally obsessed with getting RICH, yeah I said it, RICH, so we will see how that goes. Keep the laughs coming and remember- When it's all said and done. No REGRETS! No room for em! Take Care!

Cool Droid Apps. One of the best if you are looking for backgrounds that wont drain the battery down.

2012-01-29T10:27:00.002-05:00

Check out "Best Wallpapers & Backgrounds" I love the snowy cabin. Thousands more to choose from.

Cher on vacay in hawaii, no makeup all natural. How awesome is this?

2012-01-28T12:41:00.001-05:00

What is in Mcdonalds Chicken Nuggets? You tell me, these are four months OLD today- I have them sitting on the bookshelf! You decide

2012-01-28T10:13:00.000-05:00

Jan Brewer shaking her finger in Obama's face! What was really said?

2012-01-27T23:36:00.001-05:00

Demi Moore dead? Nasty rumor floating around that Demi has died. Sources close to superdad tells us it aint so. Lies and garbage.

2012-01-27T20:12:00.001-05:00

Pat Sajak Confesses- he and Vanna White got SHITFACED before 'Wheel of Fortune' taping back in the day.

2012-01-26T12:15:00.002-05:00

Paula Deen busted shoveling a Cheeseburger down her throat, even after the whole Diabetes thing.Put down the Cheeseburger Paula.

2012-01-26T12:02:00.002-05:00

Funny Hangover Status! There's no such thing as a hangover anymore. It's just called morning.

2012-01-26T11:55:00.002-05:00

Ax Murderer Ate Victim's Eyeball and brain..

2012-01-26T11:50:00.001-05:00

Police: Ax Murderer Ate Victim's Eyeball, Brain - WGHP:

It has been decided by Mr. C that humanity has gone competly ape shit. I cannot fathom what this sicko was thinking? Chicken Nuggets? Had to be the Fatdonalds bug.

Bev Perdue Will Not Seek Reelection

2012-01-26T09:49:00.001-05:00

Report: Bev Perdue Will Not Seek Reelection in 2012 - WGHP:

GOOD! Greatest News I have heard all day! She made her bud's millions and she padded her back account as well! Another Millionaire calling quits after sucking the citizens dry!

Mitt Romney paid $6.2 million

2012-01-24T09:01:00.000-05:00

BREAKING: GOP presidential candidate Mitt Romney paid $6.2 million in taxes on $42.7 million in income over the past 2 years, his returns show. AND this is who we want as President?

I wonder how much he knows about struggling to buy a loaf of bread? This IS WHAT is wrong with this country- MORE OF THE SAME? NOT me! Id vote for a Burger King cashier before Id vote for this fuck!

Joe Paterno dead at 85

2012-01-22T10:36:00.000-05:00

Fired Penn State coach Joe Paterno dead at 85:

Well Shit, I guess the world will stop now. Just wondering why Yahoo reported he was getting better this morning, and now reporting that he is dead. Is he dead or not? And while Im thinking about it..Who really gives a shit? Just saying...

Cher photos! NEW for 2012! Look at her! 65 years old and still kicking it! Wow!

2012-01-21T16:45:00.002-05:00

Mysterious Planet-Size Object Spotted Near Mercury, are we alone?

2012-01-21T07:01:00.002-05:00

Are we alone?

Funny Twitter updates! Candyland tastes like cardboard.

2012-01-21T06:54:00.003-05:00

Funny Status! says treat everything like a dog would. If you can't eat it or hump it, piss on it and walk away.

2012-01-21T06:54:00.001-05:00

Etta James has passed away according to her staff. What a legacy she left us. RIP.

2012-01-20T17:59:00.001-05:00

My EX Facebook Status.

2012-01-20T03:11:00.001-05:00

You had me, you LOST me by your own actions. Now you want to be friends? Serious? Just proves what a douche you are.

Funny Facebook Status messages to copy and paste into your profile.

2012-01-20T03:00:00.001-05:00

For Christ sakes, please find a cliff. That post make me wanna punch you in the pussy.

So it seems Paula Dean has Diabetes

2012-01-18T07:18:00.001-05:00

I wonder just low long she hid it from her fans while pushing and teaching them to eat pounds of fat based shit! No surprise here, EVERYONE will do anything to get in your wallet. Glad I didn't fall for it.

Woman Raped, Fakes Death to save her life! What a hero! Hope she gets well and wins millions in the lottery! Hugs!

2012-01-18T06:58:00.000-05:00

Greensboro Man Arrested After Woman Raped, Fakes Death - WGHP:

Woman Faked her death after rape to save her life! What a hero she is.

2012-01-18T06:57:00.003-05:00

Funny Cat Pics to post! Obscene Kitty!

2012-01-18T06:52:00.000-05:00

Drunk Status Messages! That awkward moment when it's 2am, I'm drunk, and you're STILL ugly.

2012-01-18T06:38:00.002-05:00

Will the world end in 2012? Probably not, but I'm still worried about Y2K!

2012-01-18T06:00:00.001-05:00

New Facebook Status! is attempting to give a fuck: ███████████████████] 99% Complete...

2012-01-18T05:46:00.001-05:00

Funny Facebook Status! is kinda paranoid knowing that "therapist" looks exactly like "the rapist"

2012-01-18T05:44:00.002-05:00

Pat Robertson playing in the background and Im amazed at the BS- Profiling people who say they gave all to the 700 club and GUESS what? They are all millionaires now! Do people really fall for this? Pat Robertson empire is worth 20 million dollars! Now you know why! Whatever

2012-01-17T09:52:00.001-05:00

Droid cool apps. The ufo tracker. Pretty cool.

2012-01-16T20:01:00.001-05:00

Check out "UFO Report Tracker"

Lose It! - HANDS down an awesome website for healthy eating, education, and losing it all with friends!

2012-01-14T08:25:00.003-05:00

Lose It! - Home:

Who to Follow on Twitter? Rob Delaney! Definate Follow.If you wanna shit your pants everytime he post something!

2012-01-13T23:32:00.001-05:00

Robdelaney-Whenever someone's Twitter picture has more than one person in it, I shit my pants & throw a TV out a window in confusion.

Did you know Google has an online alarm clock that blast wake up noise thru computer speakers?

2012-01-13T15:19:00.001-05:00

Online Alarm Clock

This is awesome! Can't wait to try it out more!

McDonalds Chicken Nuggets! The Chicken that keeps on giving!

2012-01-12T17:11:00.000-05:00

These nuggets are three months OLD- that's right THREE months old! Still look and smell as fresh as the day I bought them. Can anyone say CHEMICALS?

Kate Middleton Turns 30

2012-01-09T11:25:00.002-05:00

Excedrin, Bufferin, NoDoz RECALLED

2012-01-09T10:56:00.002-05:00

Excedrin, Bufferin, NoDoz and Gas-X Recalled - Yahoo! News:

Says it may contain broken pills? That's wrong I opened a bottle of no doz and a clown popped out! Yeah I did say it-

Sex is the new plastic surgery. Researchers have said that having sex 4 to 5 times a week makes you look 5 to 10 years younger than you really are.

2012-01-09T04:35:00.001-05:00

That explains alot. So now im wondering just OLD is Madonna now? 70? 80?

Twitter Pics. Awesome pic here, to think that one day humans may inhabit that white dot is amazing.

2012-01-09T04:31:00.001-05:00

Beyonce welcomes baby Blue. Ya know children named after a crayon will turn out to be very special. I would know. Hi Blue, Im Gray seems we have something in common.

2012-01-09T04:18:00.001-05:00

The Devil Inside scared the hell out of ALOT people! 34.5 million dollars worth opening weekend! Please do comment and let me know if was worth the $$

2012-01-08T19:00:00.000-05:00

Cher 1960 something! Days gone by!

2012-01-08T18:42:00.002-05:00

Cher and ME! One night in Vegas! Will never forget

2012-01-08T18:40:00.002-05:00

Cher Tweets "The Greatest Thing" is out of her hands! They have my vocals she says. Well MS Cher nothing is out of your hands when you are the queen of the Universe! Getem to moving!

2012-01-08T18:37:00.000-05:00

Iran reported to enrich uranium at underground lab, I would Imagine that there will be an earthquake in Iran in the coming weeks. Just sayin.

2012-01-08T17:29:00.001-05:00

Iran reported to enrich uranium at underground lab - Yahoo! News:

Corey Feldman says he will EXPOSES the names of TWO Hollywood Pedophiles that preyed on him!

2012-01-08T15:31:00.003-05:00

Dancing On Ice 2012: Corey Feldman will reveal the names of TWO Hollywood paedophiles that abused him | Mail Online:

The funny part is the TWO are probably reading this same story and shitting compulsively! Corey just remember to have all your ducks in a row with the complete truth. Cant wait to see who the two are! Heads up!

The people of Facebook! Hello Im the REAL Beyonce.

2012-01-08T05:25:00.002-05:00

Comic Kathy Griffin gets Talk Show! So happy she bears tits in Jubilation!

2012-01-08T04:55:00.005-05:00

Comic Kathy Griffin gets Bravo network talk show | NevadaAppeal.com:

So Glad Kathy is finally getting recognized as an A lister in Hollywood- Talking shit about Hollywood is what she does best.

In other Breaking News.....Sources close to Superdad reveal that O is so pissed off she just might buy the entire city of Mexico and move from Hollywood!

Dr. Phil is talking about starting a horse training show for women, Ellen's happy, and It was reported that Katy Couric tryed to jump off the empire state building...

Just sayin. Stop Hatin Bitches.

Yep those are the tits...Kathy, Kathy, Kathy...

Killer At Large, Snag Films- Fat America. This is a must watch for anyone who is rasing children in this society.

2012-01-07T14:43:00.001-05:00

Watch at Snag Films! A must see!

Bieber gets tat of Jesus! As in keeping with my New Years resolutions, I will abstain from commenting on this picture

2012-01-07T12:26:00.003-05:00

I would love to have a Whopper right now! Make it a double...

Funny Facebook Quotes! I wish Facebook had a "Nobody gives a shit" button.

2012-01-07T09:02:00.002-05:00

HIV-Positive Michigan Man Arrested For Unprotected Sex With 'Thousands'

2012-01-05T08:45:00.000-05:00

An HIV-positive Michigan man named David Dean Smith has been arrested after he turned himself into police while claiming he was on a mission to infect and kill as many sexual partners as possible.

That number, unfortunately, could be in the THOUSANDS!

This is not only one of the most despicable acts a human being could do, but it's incredibly frightening that anyone could do it, so ALWAYS wear a condom!

The 51-year-old resident of Kent County met his victims through Yahoo! personals and told one of the two victims who have already stepped forward that he had sex with roughly 3,000 men and women.

Don't know about you folks, but that will officially end an inclination we ever had to use personal ads on the internet to meet people.

This sicko's defense attorney is "concerned about his mental health" and is planning on "exploring all options" to defend Smith, who was previously admitted into a mental hospital for threatening suicide. Records show he is "sexually aroused by causing pain to females."

Yuck! Who would event want to attempt to defend this guy? Just lock him up for good already!

If you believe you have possibly contracted HIV from the man picture above, please call the Kent County Health Department Personal Health Services Clinic at 616-632-7171 for a confidential test!

It never ceases to amaze me at the level of Human Degradation! What lengths people will go to! Can you imagine? 3,000 PEOPLE and then those that they got the freak on with! SICK!

Nick Cannon Mild Kidney Failure

2012-01-05T08:24:00.001-05:00

Nick Cannon Mild Kidney Failure, Mariah Carey Comments : People.com:

Hope he recovers very soon! Good Luck!

The 5,000 Hamburger in Vegas!

2012-01-04T10:18:00.002-05:00

This burger cost 5,000 in Vegas! And it dosent even come with Fries! Who's in? Do I get a refund if I find a hair after I consume half of it! Crazy

Pissed off women at Walmart

2012-01-04T10:15:00.001-05:00

The people of Facebook! Hello my name is Sasha, or Joshua? Which is it?

2012-01-04T07:01:00.000-05:00

Kelly Clarkson endorses Ron Paul and it seems she has a WHOLE new following! Record sales have doubled!

2012-01-04T06:38:00.000-05:00